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---D-C---
10-12-09, 16:57
So far I have:



Tim Coward


Daniel Calfes / Ken Moncow / Lofat Matthaus / Vachely Cole


Flavio Conceicow


Cesc Fabregrass / Moomoo Sissoko


Michael Bullock


Fernando Calfenaghi / Zlatan Inthefridgeovic


Subs:
Steve MilkManaman
Mamamoo Diarra
Richardo Cowvalho
D'airyen Robben


Some ideas I got from another forum:
Raimond van der Cow
Mooamba
Managers: Phil Browncow
Jose Moorinho
Dairy Henry
Stadia:
Bernacow
Moo Camp

WindyShepherdHenderson
10-12-09, 16:58
Can't not have Gianfrancow Zola.

goforbroke
10-12-09, 16:58
Dairy Henry's Gotta be in the first eleven.

---D-C---
10-12-09, 17:00
Dairy Henry's Gotta be in the first eleven.

Sure he'd be no good with four legs and no hands...

WindyShepherdHenderson
10-12-09, 17:01
Seydou Masticate-a?

elscouse
10-12-09, 17:03
Tactically, you'd have to whey up your options, but you should go for passturized and mooooove, with that squad.

You'd need a rich Milksheik to pay all those transfer fees though ;) :D

---D-C---
10-12-09, 17:06
Tactically, you'd have to whey up your options, but you should go for passturized and mooooove, with that squad.

You'd need a rich Milksheik to pay all those transfer fees though ;) :D

Herd it all before mate.

christhered
10-12-09, 17:09
Alexei Milkcowlichenko(w)

Lurpark Ji Sung

Jersey Dudek

elscouse
10-12-09, 17:10
Herd it all before mate.

Thought you might have, but I thought I'd try to milk it anyway :D

caple
10-12-09, 17:11
Fabrizio Miccowli?

The Parish
10-12-09, 17:18
David Amoo! :D

Moo-stapha Hadji?

---D-C---
10-12-09, 17:22
Sebastian Fromage Frais.
Chief scout: Simon Cowbell
Reporter: Cowaline Cheese

ForkHandles
10-12-09, 17:23
John Anchor Riise

Marcel Daisy

Teeti Camara

Calfu

ForkHandles
10-12-09, 17:25
Manager: Angus Hiddink

ForkHandles
10-12-09, 17:27
Graze Athletic

CrawleyRed
10-12-09, 17:27
Gordon Cowans (former Villa player?)

Mooussa Sissoko

Borussia Munchingrassbach

Andyfagan
10-12-09, 17:27
Zlatan Inthefridgeovic

:D

WindyShepherdHenderson
10-12-09, 17:32
Karl-Bovinez Riedle?

aylesbyred
10-12-09, 17:33
some peeps have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time :)

Frank LeBeef ex Chelsea player

WindyShepherdHenderson
10-12-09, 17:35
some peeps have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too much time :)

http://forums.liverpoolfc.tv/showthread.php?t=140049

:)

caple
10-12-09, 17:35
Beefente Lizarazu?

KloppBoy
10-12-09, 17:35
This is weird.

aylesbyred
10-12-09, 17:36
http://forums.liverpoolfc.tv/showthread.php?t=140049

:)

ha ha shurrup :D

Teet Teet Camara

---D-C---
10-12-09, 17:39
This is weird.

It's udder nonsense yea.

aylesbyred
10-12-09, 17:41
Lionel Moossi

please help me stop :)

GordonBennett
10-12-09, 17:44
Dirk Cowt

josiewales
10-12-09, 17:45
You could get away with Torres, the bull connection?

josiewales
10-12-09, 17:45
Ray Cowton

aylesbyred
10-12-09, 17:48
Alex Pato

josiewales
10-12-09, 17:51
You could play at Craven Cottage-pie

josiewales
10-12-09, 17:56
Can't believe no one's said Burger. :rolleyes:

josiewales
10-12-09, 17:59
Physio: Terry Butcher

Meek
10-12-09, 18:06
Matthew Udderson

josiewales
10-12-09, 18:09
Instewa

josiewales
10-12-09, 18:10
Jan Venegoor of Hefferlink

0oRallo0
13-8-12, 10:55
Hatem Ben Calfa

Milkin Skrtel

WindyShepherdHenderson
13-8-12, 11:07
What on earth made you bump this?!

-tattybojangles-
13-8-12, 11:21
The team should be called uddersfeeled

Lomes
13-8-12, 12:08
Wayne Mooney

Sir Alex cow dung head stinks of cow pat Ferguson.

kopernikus
13-8-12, 12:18
This thread is making me horny

RogerHuntelaar
29-8-12, 14:23
Moouis Suárez

TheSoundLady
29-8-12, 14:30
In the Champions League Qualifiers, you've been drawn against an Irish team.

Dairy City.

MignoLetItBe
29-8-12, 14:30
Rowan Bovine.

WindyShepherdHenderson
29-8-12, 14:31
In the Champions League Qualifiers, you've been drawn against an Irish team.

Dairy City.

Londondairy city, surely?

foreverred-1973
29-8-12, 14:32
Dirk Cowt

scousertommy-86
29-8-12, 14:32
Milky Mackay

David Amoo

Steve Bull

Michael Foaly Sheridan

And you team name could be Uddersfield Town

HitTheWoodwork
29-8-12, 14:46
Hey you have to have one of our current lads in the team. Daniel Udder?

TheSoundLady
29-8-12, 14:57
3 new high profile signings

The Portuguese duo

Cowtinho
and Joao Mootinho

And a massive signing from PSG

Javier Pasteure

RiiseAgainst
29-8-12, 15:02
Ibrahimoovic.

TheSoundLady
29-8-12, 15:04
We've managed to sign Udderbayor from Spurs

RiiseAgainst
29-8-12, 15:08
We've managed to sign Udderbayor from Spurs

Brilliant.

I'm hearing there's an injury to Moocas Leiva.

-SilkySkills-
29-8-12, 15:09
CowPat-rice Evra

TheSoundLady
29-8-12, 15:16
Brilliant.

I'm hearing there's an injury to Moocas Leiva.

Is it a calf injury?

RiiseAgainst
29-8-12, 15:24
Is it a calf injury?

No, thigh injury I've been informed. Rumoured to be out for 2-3 months.

I've got a feeling he's milking it.

Dousty
29-8-12, 15:31
So far I have:



Tim Coward


Daniel Calfes / Ken Moncow / Lofat Matthaus / Vachely Cole


Flavio Conceicow


Cesc Fabregrass / Moomoo Sissoko


Michael Bullock


Fernando Calfenaghi / Zlatan Inthefridgeovic


Subs:
Steve MilkManaman
Mamamoo Diarra
Richardo Cowvalho
D'airyen Robben


Some ideas I got from another forum:
Raimond van der Cow
Mooamba
Managers: Phil Browncow
Jose Moorinho
Dairy Henry
Stadia:
Bernacow
Moo Camp

I'm sad you found no place for Fresian Rush

TheSoundLady
29-8-12, 15:39
No, thigh injury I've been informed. Rumoured to be out for 2-3 months.

I've got a feeling he's milking it.
Poor little Lucas.

I bet he feels awful, I wish I could give him a curdle.

rushtashtic
29-8-12, 15:45
We've just signed Moori Sahin.

Starblind
29-8-12, 15:46
Poor little Lucas.

I bet he feels awful, I wish I could give him a curdle.

Don't be so cheesey

RiiseAgainst
29-8-12, 15:46
Poor little Lucas.

I bet he feels awful, I wish I could give him a curdle.

That sounds a lot nicer than the pat on the head he got from Rodgers.

-PRAETORIAN-
29-8-12, 15:48
I camembert this topic

MiraclesArePossible
29-8-12, 15:49
This thread is udderly ridiculous.

TheSoundLady
29-8-12, 15:55
That sounds a lot nicer than the pat on the head he got from Rodgers.

He told me he completely downplayed how bad the twinge was, and it's all his fault, but he hasn't admitted it to Rodgers yet.

I'm certainly not going to grass him up.

RiiseAgainst
29-8-12, 16:02
He told me he completely downplayed how bad the twinge was, and it's all his fault, but he hasn't admitted it to Rodgers yet.

I'm certainly not going to grass him up.

You butter not. The steaks are too high.

rushtashtic
29-8-12, 16:02
Javier Mascarpone

Charlie Edam

bondred
29-8-12, 16:04
Fridge Kippe
Phil Veal

TheSoundLady
29-8-12, 16:04
You butter not. The steaks are too high.

I won't. I have no beef with Lucas.

LivingProof
29-8-12, 16:06
Daniel Van Buyten

Daniel Van Cow Paten

RiiseAgainst
29-8-12, 16:09
I won't. I have no beef with Lucas.

Good thing too, I herd he's got a of people looking out for him. Something offal might have happened to you if you had.

Batteries
29-8-12, 16:12
Dirk Steak.

TheSoundLady
29-8-12, 16:15
Good thing too, I herd he's got a of people looking out for him. Something offal might have happened to you if you had.
I'm not worried. I have the Lord looking out for me. If I was ever in any real danger, I've no doubt there would be some kind of Bovine Intervention.

RiiseAgainst
29-8-12, 16:23
I'm not worried. I have the Lord looking out for me. If I was ever in any real danger, I've no doubt there would be some kind of Bovine Intervention.

That's grazy. Nobody likes a cattle tale, not even the Lord.

TheSoundLady
29-8-12, 16:29
That's grazy. Nobody likes a cattle tale, not even the Lord.

All I'm saying is, the Lord is my Shepherd, he makes sure I come to no farm, one night I prayed and Jesus' Mother Mary spoke to me! I herder! Of course all the nonbelievers think it's bull, but I was barn into my faith and I've field protected by it all my life. I even have designer Christian Lingerie, because why not believe in stile!

RiiseAgainst
29-8-12, 16:35
All I'm saying is, the Lord is my Shepherd, he makes sure I come to no farm, one night I prayed and Jesus' Mother Mary spoke to me! I herder! Of course all the nonbelievers think it's bull, but I was barn into my faith and I've field protected by it all my life. I even have designer Christian Lingerie, because why not believe in stile!

Bullocks, that was well done.

I'm a medium rare guy, myself.

Red182
29-8-12, 16:42
Sign
Robert hoof

And moosfrom dembelle

H264
29-8-12, 16:45
So far I have:



Tim Coward


Daniel Calfes / Ken Moncow / Lofat Matthaus / Vachely Cole


Flavio Conceicow


Cesc Fabregrass / Moomoo Sissoko


Michael Bullock


Fernando Calfenaghi / Zlatan Inthefridgeovic


Subs:
Steve MilkManaman
Mamamoo Diarra
Richardo Cowvalho
D'airyen Robben


Some ideas I got from another forum:
Raimond van der Cow
Mooamba
Managers: Phil Browncow
Jose Moorinho
Dairy Henry
Stadia:
Bernacow
Moo Camp

i take it you are bored?

RiiseAgainst
29-8-12, 16:46
i take it you are bored?

09 was a boring year in fairness.

H264
29-8-12, 16:48
and the sad thing is, some of you even think this is funny.
:FP:

those that don't.... give yourself a pat on the head

H264
29-8-12, 16:52
...

H264
29-8-12, 16:53
09 was a boring year in fairness.

trust some BELLend to revive it

WindyShepherdHenderson
29-8-12, 17:07
H264 is MickMackPaddyWack/NorwegianMick. Guaranteed.

WindyShepherdHenderson
29-8-12, 17:08
H264 is MickMackPaddyWack/NorwegianMick. Guaranteed.

Quick post history search:

http://forums.liverpoolfc.com/threads/314304-I-miss-mickwack!?p=7914779#post7914779


Mick cannot come back, well not to LFCTV online section anyway, as he has cancelled his subscription.
was with him at the match last night, he will laugh his arse off when i tell him about this thread.
i know for a fact that he still looks in now and then, but has decided to refrain from posting for now, and maybe forever.

and btw, he is rarely as angry in the real world, he is a teddybear really. but the thing about Mick is (also his biggest downfall in here) he speaks his mind and doesn't care who he offends, he has his opinions and is not afraid to voice them, and he has the scars to prove it. but trust me, the other fellas have more scars. (was a handy lad was Mick, getting a bit old for all that crap now, but can still look after himself in a ruck).

all you mick haters that have seen fit to chip in with your 2 bobs worth in this thread would do well to remember 1 simple phrase...
"differant strokes for differant folks", how boring would life be without differant strokes

and as for the divvy that compares Mick to Hitler...... you leave me speechless, i sincearly hope you are not really that idiotic

Definitely him. He's not even subtle about it either :D

RiiseAgainst
29-8-12, 17:10
Quick post history search:

http://forums.liverpoolfc.com/threads/314304-I-miss-mickwack!?p=7914779#post7914779



Definitely him. He's not even subtle about it either :D

You might wanna watch yourself. I hear he's pretty handy in a scrap. :D

bondred
29-8-12, 17:16
Quick post history search:

http://forums.liverpoolfc.com/threads/314304-I-miss-mickwack!?p=7914779#post7914779



Definitely him. He's not even subtle about it either :D

Only thing worse then bigging yourself up to be hard, is pretending to be someone else bigging you up as being hard.

NileBread
29-8-12, 17:25
Quick post history search:

http://forums.liverpoolfc.com/threads/314304-I-miss-mickwack!?p=7914779#post7914779



Definitely him. He's not even subtle about it either :D

Much too quick. :D

Dousty
29-8-12, 17:27
I didn't do a check so shoot me.

Alongside Fresian Rush you should have Mario Milkiot and Teet-i Camara

XabiGonzo
20-9-12, 21:20
Your second team could be COWdenbeath :)

brummiered01
20-9-12, 21:27
I'd liked to have had a bet on this team but the steaks are too high

TCOL
20-9-12, 22:19
So far I have:



Tim Coward


Daniel Calfes / Ken Moncow / Lofat Matthaus / Vachely Cole


Flavio Conceicow


Cesc Fabregrass / Moomoo Sissoko


Michael Bullock


Fernando Calfenaghi / Zlatan Inthefridgeovic


Subs:
Steve MilkManaman
Mamamoo Diarra
Richardo Cowvalho
D'airyen Robben


Some ideas I got from another forum:
Raimond van der Cow
Mooamba
Managers: Phil Browncow
Jose Moorinho
Dairy Henry
Stadia:
Bernacow
Moo Camp

Not sure why, but this made me proper LOL!! Bravo! :clap:

co2
21-9-12, 06:42
Cowdenbeath v Stenhouse-manure...

Cowdenbeath defender David Cowan is struggling to face Stenhousemuir after suffering a recurrence of the hamstring injury which kept him out recently.

Even the pig makes an appearance!

KingKev75
21-9-12, 08:48
Saw in a 'moos'paper 'Jersey' Dudek has flown back early from his holiday in 'Moo' York to claim his place as no1.
I expect he will 'Friesian' after being in the sun.
Jan 'Mooby' might be a good choice too, not a centre 'calf' mind

RedKite
21-9-12, 09:17
There are players seen but not herd.