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Just went downstairs to get a glass of milk and ended up using the last of it. Now, if this isn't universal then i apologise but in my house, if you use the last of the milk you have to go down the shop and get the milk. Now, what i've done is a disgusting thing to do, will feel the heat tomorrow when my mam doesnt get her early morning cuppa.
Liverdinner
19-5-11, 01:29
Your house sucks.
My Mummy goes to Tesco/M and S Sainsbury once a week and buys loads. I come home and destroy the supply with cereal.
Are you that bored you have to spam the forums?
How early is her early morning cuppa? You know what you have to do. Set the alarm, to be sure.
OR, where's the nearest cow?
I wish i was the same age as smegson and liver
How early is her early morning cuppa? You know what you have to do. Set the alarm, to be sure.
OR, where's the nearest cow?
Nah balls to that. :D
And cered, c'mon man.
Liverdinner
19-5-11, 01:32
I wish i was the same age as smegson and liver
We are different ages. Like 3 years difference.
We are different ages. Like 3 years difference.
You're 21? Wow.
Liverdinner
19-5-11, 01:34
You're 21? Wow.
Arent you at school?
Guilt is for pussies, you Smucas, are a pussy. :scarf
We are different ages. Like 3 years difference.
thats the best post of the night..
nice to be young
The-Teeth-Of-Suarez
19-5-11, 01:37
this is about as bad as a copping a feel while the bird youve just met is drunk and out of it.
Liverdinner
19-5-11, 01:37
thats the best post of the night..
nice to be young
Yeah I realised after I said it.
If he is 16, it would be dubious were I to date a girl his age though.
Arent you at school?
Not anymore. Doing exams though. 18. Why i thought you were 19?
16? Takes the **** that does.
Liverdinner
19-5-11, 01:38
Not anymore. Doing exams though. 18. Why i thought you were 19?
I went to a sixth form so I always think of school as up to the age of 16.
Oh and I thought you were clever for your age.....
this is about as bad as a copping a feel while shes drunk and out of it.
You do that to your mother?
Disgusting truths coming out at night. :FP:
I went to a sixth form so I always think of school as up to the age of 16.
Oh and I thought you were clever for your age.....
Wha? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k)
Yeah I realised after I said it.
If he is 16, it would be dubious were I to date a girl his age though.
I wanna get you in a headlock and ruffle your hair.. again
The-Teeth-Of-Suarez
19-5-11, 01:41
You do that to your mother?
Disgusting truths coming out at night. :FP:
i should be more specific. let me edit that:D
You do that to your mother?
Disgusting truths coming out at night. :FP:
:D:D
GordonBennett
19-5-11, 01:43
We have a milkman.
Me and him also share a striking resemblance......
Liverdinner
19-5-11, 01:43
Wha? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qw9oX-kZ_9k)
Well you seemed intelligent for a 16 year old. Id put your intellect on my level at least (perhaps higher) so for 16 that was good.
I wanna get you in a headlock and ruffle your hair.. again
Ah my primary school dating technique :)
I'm in middle, 19 :D
nnnn 19
Liverdinner
19-5-11, 01:47
I'm in middle, 19 :D
Me too. But dont mention that number!
Well you seemed intelligent for a 16 year old. Id put your intellect on my level at least (perhaps higher) so for 16 that was good.
Ah my primary school dating technique :)
So you're saying your intellectual age is 16?
Liverdinner
19-5-11, 01:50
So you're saying your intellectual age is 16?
No im saying yours would have been very high for a 16 year old.
Comment on the alias thread on that faecbook groups discussion board btw.
No im saying yours would have been very high for a 16 year old.
Comment on the alias thread on that faecbook groups discussion board btw.
But i'm still on the same intelligence level on you but because i'm 2 years older its less impressive?
Ok i'll get on it.
Liverdinner
19-5-11, 01:53
But i'm still on the same intelligence level on you but because i'm 2 years older its less impressive?
Ok i'll get on it.
Well obviously.
I said at least my level anyway, so perhaps higher.
What are we on about really?
Liverdinner
19-5-11, 01:55
I wanna get you in a headlock and ruffle your hair.. again
I think you should start a thread about past posters who have now left the boards and where they are now, why they left etc.
this is funRiveting, actually.:FP:
Me too. But dont mention that number!
Bad number, i'll put it this way, i'm 20 this year :scarf
Well obviously.
I said at least my level anyway, so perhaps higher.
What are we on about really?
No idea now. This was meant to be an observational piece and i thought it would create a few anecdotes of when you used the last of the milk.
No idea now. This was meant to be an observational piece and i thought it would create a few anecdotes of when you used the last of the milk.
Last of the milk always gets nicked on me... :mad:
Liverdinner
19-5-11, 01:58
No idea now. This was meant to be an observational piece and i thought it would create a few anecdotes of when you used the last of the milk.
Cereal is expensive so i dont have it at uni. When I come home I destroy it at midnight.
Last time I bought it here it stank out my room cause I left it in my room and went home for a few days and they had to get a cleaning team in
Bad number, i'll put it this way, i'm 20 this year :scarf
Getting old man
Cereal is expensive so i dont have it at uni. When I come home I destroy it at midnight.
Last time I bought it here it stank out my room cause I left it in my room and went home for a few days and they had to get a cleaning team in
Getting old man
tesco value.. :D
and i know.. kids these days eh. :P
I wonder if ceredred is lactose intolerant?
Liverdinner
19-5-11, 02:02
tesco value.. :D
and i know.. kids these days eh. :P
I actually say that sometimes.
Then look at myself in disgust :D
I actually say that sometimes.
Then look at myself in disgust :D
Nothing wrong with that.
I say it.
No idea now. This was meant to be an observational piece and i thought it would create a few anecdotes of when you used the last of the milk.
I buy my own, separate, milk to avoid anyone attempting to use the last of mine. You do not take my milk. You do not drink my milk. You do not use my milk. You do NOT use the last of my milk. Ever. Thank you for complying with our no milk-pilfering policy.
Liverdinner
19-5-11, 02:04
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Nothing wrong with that.
I say it.
I loathe kids aged 13-18 tbh
And did you post on the discussion?
Liverdinner
19-5-11, 02:04
I buy my own, separate, milk to avoid anyone attempting to use the last of mine. You do not take my milk. You do not drink my milk. You do not use my milk. You do NOT use the last of my milk. Ever. Thank you for complying with our no milk-pilfering policy.
At Uni we have a fridge that we share and people using my milk drives me insane.
I wonder if ceredred is lactose intolerant?If you have some nous, you will refrain from being a smart arse when referring about me.
At Uni we have a fridge that we share and people using my milk drives me insane.
Clearly, you're not making it clear enough to them that the milk is your property, and to steal your milk is as to steal your very soul - indeed, the hopes and dreams that make't. Or something like that.
I loathe kids aged 13-18 tbh
And did you post on the discussion?
Have done now. I know its because you want to know what i look like. Dont get your hopes up. I wont turn you.
Liverdinner
19-5-11, 02:07
Clearly, you're not making it clear enough to them that the milk is your property, and to steal your milk is as to steal your very soul - indeed, the hopes and dreams that make't. Or something like that.
Spat in it a few times haha, just for kicks.
Have done now. I know its because you want to know what i look like. Dont get your hopes up. I wont turn you.
I dont expect you to have a pic.
If you have some nous, you will refrain from being a smart arse when referring about me.
Is that a threat? I hate being confrontational but i dunno why you're being such a grumpus.
Spat in it a few times haha, just for kicks.
I dont expect you to have a pic.
Its the same chimp pic.
Is that a threat?No, fact. Quit while you can and move along and remember which site you are posting on.
If you have some nous, you will refrain from being a smart arse when referring about me.
Dont be a kill joy,, they are just experamenting and growing
Spat in it a few times haha, just for kicks.
Try *********** in it, that should put them off quicker than spitting
Liverdinner
19-5-11, 02:09
Is that a threat? I hate being confrontational but i dunno why you're being such a grumpus.
got me banned.
Tbf I sympathise as they have a pretty tough job and theyd rather it all went smooth without wise guys.
Its the same chimp pic.
Tagged pics though, friend request sent :O
anyway i´m off to bed... smegs, liver and nnn should be in bed to
No, fact. Quit while you can and move along and remember which site you are posting on.
I know, i havent done anything offensive. So dunno what's happening here.
Liverdinner
19-5-11, 02:11
Try *********** in it, that should put them off quicker than spitting
Man you are brutal. I admire that.
I actually say that sometimes.
Then look at myself in disgust :D
Haha, i just say it to anyone younger than me :D
Liverdinner
19-5-11, 02:14
Haha, i just say it to anyone younger than me :D
You oldies hate us youngsters :(
You oldies hate us youngsters :(
:) S'alright, you said you're same age, i wouldn't say it to you :P
Liverdinner
19-5-11, 02:17
:) S'alright, you said you're same age, i wouldn't say it to you :P
But im 20 next year.
No, fact. Quit while you can and move along and remember which site you are posting on.
If Carlsberg did power trips...
You oldies hate us youngsters :(
Dave00 hates everyone. :D
If Carlsberg did power trips...They would be in Games and chat?
If Carlsberg did power trips...
:D:D
They would be in Games and chat?
That's a very good point.
With that you leave me no other choice but to sleep, after a glass of milk of course.
But im 20 next year.
Oh, in that case.. Nah i am kidding...
Get working on a mock up news article saying that brand of milk was recalled due to them finding... ?...brown fluff... in it. Print it out. Leave it beside the empty carton beside the sink, with "BETTER SAFE THAN SORRY" written on the back.
Sorted.
robinredshanks
19-5-11, 04:35
I truly think you are all milking this thread to the bottom of the churn, and I have seen no real cream of a response. Indeed there have been a few sour remarks. Given time I might try to butter you all up. but you might get cheesed off with me.:rolleyes:
So now tell me if I've missed a pun.:eek:
But i'm still on the same intelligence level on you but because i'm 2 years older its less impressive?
Ok i'll get on it.
Well you seemed intelligent for a 16 year old. Id put your intellect on my level at least (perhaps higher) so for 16 that was good.
Ah my primary school dating technique :)
Have either of you taken an IQ test? I'm curious how Smegson's score would compare to yours Liverdinner or mine for that matter.
I truly think you are all milking this thread to the bottom of the churn, and I have seen no real cream of a response. Indeed there have been a few sour remarks. Given time I might try to butter you all up. but you might get cheesed off with me.:rolleyes:
So now tell me if I've missed a pun.:eek:
Dairy ask this question on the forum again? Like cow on earth could one come on here making threads when you lactose basic internet skills. Udder nonsense if you flask me.
Yeah, I drink mine from a flask, what's it to you.
robinredshanks
19-5-11, 05:12
Dairy ask this question on the forum again? Like cow on earth could one come on here making threads when you lactose basic internet skills. Udder nonsense if you flask me.
:D
Have either of you taken an IQ test? I'm curious how Smegson's score would compare to yours Liverdinner or mine for that matter.
IQ tests are pretty meaningless but no i cant say i've done one. Bearing in mind i've become less and less intelligent after years of doing nothing, just having mush pumped into my head for years. :D
We have a milkman.
Me and him also share a striking resemblance......
Careful, this could get turned around in a very ugly way. :D