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WindyShepherdHenderson
29-5-11, 17:46
We should get javier martinz, mario marin, Navas, Augero and canvial


i miz stve gerrad,,


Feeling sad for Torres. Torres looks like he is made for Liverpool


REINA,VIDIC,PIQUE,RAMOS,PEPE,GERRARD,BALE,VAN DER VAART,INIESTA,TEVEZ,SUAREZ
NEXT GENERATION IN LIVERPOOL.. HAHA

It's like a whole group of Con-Con's.

RiiseAgainst
29-5-11, 17:48
:D

I always love reading comments like those.

Lomes
29-5-11, 17:49
Its a second home for the 'Sky Generation'

WindyShepherdHenderson
29-5-11, 17:49
Just for clarification - "Canvial" is meant to be Cavani.

Midophile
29-5-11, 17:51
To be fair, the third comment kind of makes sense.

WindyShepherdHenderson
29-5-11, 17:52
To be fair, the third comment kind of makes sense.

Torres is a sulky ****. You're calling Liverpool ****?

WUM :mad:

Fleems
29-5-11, 17:53
I can't put myself through reading the comments, makes me lose faith in humanity.

Hobbes.
29-5-11, 17:53
Canvial is boss.

WindyShepherdHenderson
29-5-11, 17:54
Sensible and insanity in equal measure.


We can improve more by signing either Baines or Jose Enrique for LB, Eden Hazard or Adam Charlie for wings and add one striker like Demba Ba.

-CADS-
29-5-11, 17:54
Was the top one written by BiteSuarezBite by any chance? (Who's now changed his username to Kun10Aguero BTW).

RedResurgence
29-5-11, 17:55
Just for clarification - "Canvial" is meant to be Cavani.
Thanks for the clarification, it did have me :HS:

I guess now we know who's responsible for the majority of comments on the official sites news items too, some of those are just as shocking.

caple
29-5-11, 17:56
go the red go!

Hobbes.
29-5-11, 18:01
"Spearing is the feature of Liverpool midfield.."

Clever bunch.

Captain Mauser
29-5-11, 18:02
And people wonder why I left Facebook 2 years ago :rolleyes:

Fleems
29-5-11, 18:03
And people wonder why I left Facebook 2 years ago :rolleyes:

Because you have no friends.

-SilkySkills-
29-5-11, 18:03
Was the top one written by BiteSuarezBite by any chance? (Who's now changed his username to Kun10Aguero BTW).

why would he do that he has a credible source and must want to take the credit for the coming of aguero :)

-CADS-
29-5-11, 18:04
And people wonder why I left Facebook 2 years ago :rolleyes:

Youtube comments are worse. Whenever its a music vid every other comment refers to how XXXXXX is soooooooo much better than Justin Bieber.

KeemI
29-5-11, 18:07
Because you have no friends.

:D

Captain Mauser
29-5-11, 18:11
Because you have no friends.

Nice (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bq1f3Hr03fQ) :D

caple
29-5-11, 18:14
Youtube comments are worse. Whenever its a music vid every other comment refers to how XXXXXX is soooooooo much better than Justin Bieber.

Everything on youtube ends up being an argument about whether America is better than everywhere else or not.

#CavaniToLiverpool
29-5-11, 18:16
I get sick to death of foreigners adding me off football pages!

Captain Mauser
29-5-11, 18:17
I get sick to death of foreigners adding me off football pages!

Racist (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cir05JyEsV0)

-CADS-
29-5-11, 18:20
Everything on youtube ends up being an argument about whether America is better than everywhere else or not.

Yeah and ignorant racism is also usually brought into those arguments as well.

KeemI
29-5-11, 18:21
I get sick to death of foreigners adding me off football pages!

Dunce.

-CADS-
29-5-11, 18:22
I get sick to death of foreigners adding me off football pages!

You didn't even know why Ireland is made up of two separate countries. Excuse me if I laugh at your ignorant xenophobic comments here as well.

KeemI
29-5-11, 18:25
I get sick to death of foreigners adding me off football pages!

Will you reject Aguero if he tried to add you?

Liddelwomen
29-5-11, 18:34
I get sick to death of foreigners adding me off football pages!

It's alright mate, 3" will still do the job for you. However, she maybe somewhat underwhelmed.

RogerHuntelaar
29-5-11, 18:37
I get sick to death of foreigners adding me off football pages!

What the ****?

-CADS-
29-5-11, 18:39
What the ****?

YEAH THAT's RIGHT!! FOREIGNERS LIKE YOU!! TAKING OUR JOBS!!! MARRYING OUR WOMEN!!! SUPPORTING OUR FOOTBALL TEAMS!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!! GO BACK TO WHATEVER COUNTRY YOU CAME FROM!!! NOT WELCOME HERE MATE!!!! :mad::mad::AG::AG:

I kid

Captain Mauser
29-5-11, 18:39
Now now folks.... Let's not crucify the lad just yet, it's not like he's denying the ******* holocaust. :FP:

I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.

RogerHuntelaar
29-5-11, 18:40
YEAH THAT's RIGHT!! FOREIGNERS LIKE YOU!! TAKING OUR JOBS!!! SUPPORTING OUR FOOTBALL TEAMS!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!! GOT BACK TO WHATEVER COUNTRY YOU CAME FROM!!! NOT WELCOME HERE MATE!!!! :mad::mad::AG::AG:

I kid

:(

-CADS-
29-5-11, 18:42
:(

That sad face makes me sad. :(

I take it back your're welcome here. :scarf

Midophile
29-5-11, 18:42
My view on foreigners.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=768h3Tz4Qik)
Vintage Foreigner. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxKCPjcvbys)

RogerHuntelaar
29-5-11, 18:43
That sad face makes me sad. :(

I take it back your're welcome here. :scarf

:D

-Rianaldo-
29-5-11, 19:34
Before the Villa game.

:FP:


today i would play
gulaski
flanagon,wislson.robinson.
Spearing maxi merlise john jo
kut (c)
Pacheo ngog

-CADS-
29-5-11, 19:36
Before the Villa game.

:FP:

TBF I used to know a Merlise (spelled Melis) in my old school. He was pretty damn good at footy.

Yehez
29-5-11, 19:39
Before the Villa game.

:FP:

That is amazing. Merlise:D

Notice that only Spearing's name starts with a capital letter. The lad is showing us who is our best player.

-Rianaldo-
29-5-11, 19:41
That is amazing. Merlise:D

Notice that only Spearing's name starts with a capital letter. The lad is showing us who is our best player.

Pacheco starts with a capital, but he spelt it wrong.

And that is the admin of the group. You should see some of the other posts :FP:

Fleems
29-5-11, 19:42
Before the Villa game.

:FP:

No, I'm sorry, but I just can't accept someone could be that stupid. 'john jo', what the **** is that about.

RogerHuntelaar
29-5-11, 19:57
Before the Villa game.

:FP:

Kut is Dutch for vagina. Did he do that on purpose? :mad:

Midophile
29-5-11, 19:58
Kut is Dutch for vagina. Did he do that on purpose? :mad:

I doubt a guy who is that stupid is multi lingual in the slightest.

RogerHuntelaar
29-5-11, 20:00
I doubt a guy who is that stupid is multi lingual in the slightest.

Fair point.

-CADS-
29-5-11, 20:01
Kut is Dutch for vagina. Did he do that on purpose? :mad:

Really? If I had to take a wild guess I would have said k*nt. Wouldn't have been that that far off. :p

RedKite
29-5-11, 20:16
I think this topic has gone far enough.

OriginalJebus
29-5-11, 20:31
Looks like a lot of the comments I read on here all the time.

Lomes
29-5-11, 20:32
Looks like a lot of the comments I read on here all the time.

:D

JammitLFC
29-5-11, 20:34
What I find fascinating is the ones who join the group and dont even support the team, they just do it so they can go "yyeeaahh Liverpool suuuucks" etc. lol Mugs :rolleyes:

Con-Con
29-5-11, 20:38
wait to the op i dnt understand your last point is that i have a group about me on facebook? or is it that you think them comments are frm me, well there not, hah???

Darrren1
29-5-11, 20:40
wait to the op i dnt understand your last point is that i have a group about me on facebook? or is it that you think them comments are frm me, well there not, hah???

:D

TeenageMutantNinJaSkrtel
29-5-11, 20:43
Sensible and insanity in equal measure.

We can improve more by signing either Baines or Jose Enrique for LB, Eden Hazard or Adam Charlie for wings and add one striker like Demba Ba.

:D

geoffstrong
29-5-11, 20:46
TBF I used to know a Merlise (spelled Melis) in my old school. He was pretty damn good at footy.

Till he went to Chelsea and its Jacob Mellis. school won the English Schools FA trophy not bad as well for my old school, and a dam fine team it was.:scarf

TeenageMutantNinJaSkrtel
29-5-11, 20:47
wait to the op i dnt understand your last point is that i have a group about me on facebook? or is it that you think them comments are frm me, well there not, hah???

:D

This is a funny thread. :p

Con-Con
29-5-11, 20:50
??

RogerHuntelaar
29-5-11, 20:53
Con-Con is awesome.

Darrren1
29-5-11, 20:53
M favourite con-con quote was in the summer when he pretended to be ITK regarding Nathan Eccleston's loan move - but really he'd just read it off Twitter like the rest of us.

Actually Im gonna have to dig it out as it was quite funny...

Con-Con
29-5-11, 20:53
Con-Con is awesome.

haha, cheers but still im pretty confused

Darrren1
29-5-11, 21:04
So Eccleston had just tweeted that he was moving to Essex..

Then Con-Con came out with this:


Nathan is moving to colchester, i think, im not sure if its on loan or what but it looks like he will move to colchester, ill keep you posted, im trying to get more on it.
sorry if im a bit late with the news but i just found out

believe me(if its not colchester its southend)

Acting like he knew Nathan or his mates or something.

But then Nathan tweeted 'Ha my mistake its not in essex .. Nothing's concrete yet ill keep use updated'


ye he cleary is going somewhere jus thought the was in essex, wonder who it is


Well be sure to let us know where he's going, as soon as your source informs you.


haha my source is his twitter page


Surely not? :D

Ah classic. :D

RogerHuntelaar
29-5-11, 21:06
Haha :D

Darrren1
29-5-11, 21:09
im trying to get more on it.

Roughly translated = Im refreshing my twitter page every few seconds... :P

-Rianaldo-
29-5-11, 23:33
:D

JerrySkillz
30-5-11, 00:18
Will you reject Aguero if he tried to add you?
:D Quality

RiiseAgainst
30-5-11, 04:35
:D

Great thread.

GerrardB98
30-5-11, 06:55
YEAH THAT's RIGHT!! FOREIGNERS LIKE YOU!! TAKING OUR JOBS!!! MARRYING OUR WOMEN!!! SUPPORTING OUR FOOTBALL TEAMS!!! HOW DARE YOU!!!! GO BACK TO WHATEVER COUNTRY YOU CAME FROM!!! NOT WELCOME HERE MATE!!!! :mad::mad::AG::AG:

I kid

calm down looooool

WindyShepherdHenderson
30-5-11, 10:27
calm down looooool

Are you actually laughing out out out out out out out loud?

josiewales
30-5-11, 10:29
Are you actually laughing out out out out out out out loud?

It's raining here, really heavily.
I'm therefore, just laughing loud.

RogerHuntelaar
30-5-11, 10:31
It's raining here, really heavily.
I'm therefore, just laughing loud.

:tumbleweed

WindyShepherdHenderson
30-5-11, 21:05
"Who should Liverpool sign?"


Shane long , matt javis , kevin Doyle , hazard, olic and nene


Neuer, lahm, götze, di maria, sneider, eto'o, steklinburg, mertesacker, marin, holtby,schürrle,robben,higuain.


ashley young, peto . Bojan.afelay Charly adams.


REPLACE LUCAS WITH SOMEONE CLASS


Messi Ronaldo Rooney Torres Scneider


Bastion Schwinestiger, Charlie Adam, Scott Parker, Frederico Macheda

festinho
30-5-11, 21:08
It's like a whole group of Con-Con's.

I'm still waiting for the funny ones

caple
30-5-11, 21:09
"Who should Liverpool sign?"

Bernd Schneider is past it.

-CADS-
30-5-11, 21:43
"Who should Liverpool sign?"


Macheda

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Co7nsBigQEI

-Rianaldo-
30-5-11, 23:06
Before the Villa game.


today i would play
gulaski
flanagon,wislson.robinson.
Spearing maxi merlise john jo
kut (c)
Pacheo ngog

:FP:

From the same group.

owen is out of contract at man united woulde use accept him back at anfield on a pay as u play deal

:FP:

Benny-Noons-Ghost
30-5-11, 23:08
"Who should Liverpool sign?"

The guy who suggested Neuer AND Stekelenberg as backup to Reina is my hero.

ps. who the **** is Peto? :confused:

WindyShepherdHenderson
30-5-11, 23:19
The guy who suggested Neuer AND Stekelenberg as backup to Reina is my hero.

ps. who the **** is Peto? :confused:

I assume Pato :D

-CADS-
30-5-11, 23:23
I assume Pato :D

Oh I thought it was Pedro.

Open to interpretation I guess. :D

Benny-Noons-Ghost
30-5-11, 23:32
I assume Pato :D

Ah, of course.

:FP:

Oakryrch
30-5-11, 23:43
Ah, of course.

:FP:

To be fair, it could have been something really stupid like Leto. :D

-Rianaldo-
30-5-11, 23:59
I've heard that Gervinho told to his taxi driver that he should go to Liverpool next season. This taxi driver called a french radio to tell that story. I hope it's true!

Not about transfers, but


Reading have had a sub sent off at half time!! 10 men now how big is the challenge now for Reading?

:FP:

paul143
31-5-11, 00:59
To be fair, it could have been something really stupid like Leto. :D

or he is that well versed in football but completely misses the point by suggesting Tamas Peto (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tam%C3%A1s_Pet%C5%91) :eek:

Not that I am suggesting we should not buy him. However I don't think someone who played in the Hungarian Top Flight last season will be top of the list when it comes to finding a 36 year old for the first team and is probably spending the last of his playing career back home. :D

Oakryrch
31-5-11, 01:05
or he is that well versed in football but completely misses the point by suggesting Tamas Peto (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tam%C3%A1s_Pet%C5%91) :eek:

Not that I am suggesting we should not buy him. However I don't think someone who played in the Hungarian Top Flight last season will be top of the list when it comes to finding a 36 year old for the first team and is probably spending the last of his playing career back home. :D

Hmm. Well, I doubt they know where Hungary is, let alone have the intelligence to name a completely random Hungarian footballer. Good shout though. :D

MiroTheRed
31-5-11, 10:00
how do you get facebook??

Benny-Noons-Ghost
31-5-11, 10:28
how do you get facebook??

www.facebook.com &sign up

:confused:

Starblind
31-5-11, 11:09
-Rianaldo-

Reading have had a sub sent off at half time!! 10 men now how big is the challenge now for Reading?

:D

Benny-Noons-Ghost
31-5-11, 11:14
haha use rr CRAPP u tramps

from a guy who's profile pic is a carebear smoking weed :confused:

GerrardB98
2-6-11, 06:12
Are you actually laughing out out out out out out out loud?

Yes out out out out out out out LOUD!! :D

-CADS-
2-6-11, 07:59
Yes out out out out out out out LOUD!! :D

That was wrote 2 days ago. You're still laughing?

Starblind
2-6-11, 09:28
That was wrote 2 days ago. You're still laughing?

Maybe he doesn't live on here like some of us :o :D

Terrytibbs
2-6-11, 11:36
O no he didn't.


Ang Lip Yong: We need a experience player for liverpool squad... At this moment we need a experienced striker such as take m.owen back to LIVERPOOL..

GerrardB98
3-6-11, 00:44
That was wrote 2 days ago. You're still laughing?

Sorry, i can't stop! :D

-Rianaldo-
3-6-11, 00:48
il just say 1 thing,of all the players that have left lfc in my time,owen,fowler,alonso etc...ive never been so gutted as when torres left,and in my mind he`s still an lfc player! come home nando!

Some of the responses.
:FP:


Get him back ........ outstanding player


Brin him back we will make him play again come home nino


His armband proved he was a blue, Torres, Torres
But then we got him back again, Torres, Torres
We bought the lad from Chelsea scum
What a waste of £50 mil
Fer-nan-do Torres Liverpool's number(whatever)!


Ngog will lie him : (Ngog):Hey Aguero , i will tell you a secret , i`m the new Maradona , sign for Liverpool if you want to learn from me.
(Aguero):O , Rly?
(Ngog):Yes
(Aguero):Ok
(SkySports): Aguero sign with Liverpool for 1 mil.


^^WTF?? :D

WindyShepherdHenderson
3-6-11, 00:58
our 19 tittle with the likes of Suarez the great,Kuyt,Gerald,and others everything is possible.


why people are supporting liverpool? there are no Europa league or champion league next year


WE WILL NEVER WORK ALONE


something the pock of little kid type my person is has en bing something go to among a set Thecop , they are topmost 12 number machines s of the team always

wat

Fleems
3-6-11, 01:03
wat

Gerald :D

I can't even begin to work out what that last one is meant to say.

-Rianaldo-
3-6-11, 01:04
wat

:D

Jesus Christ :D

KylianMdwappe
3-6-11, 01:07
Gerald :D

I can't even begin to work out what that last one is meant to say.

"Something a little kid like me is has en bing something go to and sit in the Kop, which is the best 12th man of any team ever"? Not perfect, but an improvement.

Liverdinner
3-6-11, 01:08
Gerald :D

I can't even begin to work out what that last one is meant to say.

I dont usually agree with these sorts of threads, but how on earth has he got Gerald. L is nowhere near any of the other letters :S

Oakryrch
3-6-11, 01:09
something the pock of little kid type my person is has en bing something go to among a set Thecop , they are topmost 12 number machines s of the team always

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EB-sZb1_A6c&feature=player_detailpage#t=2s

MignoLetItBe
3-6-11, 01:09
I have lost 10 IQ points just reading that :FP:

I like the N'gog-Maradona one and 'Steven Gerald'. Some have to be WUMs.

:D

Dioltas
3-6-11, 01:10
Gerald :D

I can't even begin to work out what that last one is meant to say.

Mindboggling... I feel Gerrard's pain as my first name is Gerard and I get miscalled Gerald all the ******* time :FP: GF once got me a Liverpool Top with Gerard 1 on it...Everyone thought I messed up Stevies name and number :FP::D

Paullfc1976
3-6-11, 01:12
Dear god.

WindyShepherdHenderson
4-6-11, 17:17
love THe kob


We may be like an ant but our skills are like DRAGON! Antfield =)


liverpool 2006 Team ♥
Xavi alonso , milan bros , Riise , Hypia , and cisse and the other amazing
Players have left :'(

^^

-CADS-
4-6-11, 17:20
^^

"Milan Bros" left in 2005 not '06.

Benny-Noons-Ghost
4-6-11, 18:02
"Milan Bros" left in 2005 not '06.

The Milan Bros were an awesome attack.

RiiseAgainst
4-6-11, 18:09
The Milan Bros were an awesome attack.

I miss them. :(


:D

WindyShepherdHenderson
9-6-11, 20:12
Henderson signs for Liverpool:


Yes quality player unlike Lucas


too young


Now sell Lucas get Adams and have spearing as backup!


ynaw hondarsan

Starblind
9-6-11, 20:13
Henderson signs for Liverpool:

Some people should not be allowed to breed.

-Rianaldo-
13-6-11, 17:22
pacheco should be given more 1st team actions. yeaaaa ! he can be like febregas ..

..

caple
13-6-11, 17:24
ynaw hondarsan

That one was probably a deliberate attempt to get mentioned in this thread.

It just has to be.

sabretoothluis
13-6-11, 17:27
..

:D

Lqd6
13-6-11, 17:40
Tried talking sense to them lot once upon a time. 1 person was giving NESV stick and abuse because no-one was being signed early in January. Had to constantly remind him that transfer window closed at the end of the month not the start.

Another one backed up his own credentials by stating that Mellor left (in 06)due to the arrival of Torres (07):FP:.

Was like talking to a brick wall with some of them.

-Rianaldo-
13-6-11, 20:30
Torres ♥

:FP:

Yehez
13-6-11, 20:33
Can someone link me the page?

MignoLetItBe
13-6-11, 20:38
http://www.facebook.com/pages/WEAR-YOUR-LIVERPOOL-SHIRT-WITH-HONOR/305658938518?sk=wall&filter=1

:FP:

Yehez
13-6-11, 20:39
http://www.facebook.com/pages/WEAR-YOUR-LIVERPOOL-SHIRT-WITH-HONOR/305658938518?sk=wall&filter=1

I'm joining the fun:D

MignoLetItBe
13-6-11, 20:42
I'm joining the fun:D

Wrong page. I put that up because of the con-conesque spelling of 'honour'.

This is the one you want:

http://www.facebook.com/LiverpoolFC?sk=wall&filter=1

Yehez
13-6-11, 20:45
Wrong page. I put that up because of the con-conesque spelling of 'honour'.

This is the one you want:

http://www.facebook.com/LiverpoolFC?sk=wall&filter=1

I know which page I'm talking about. The one you put seemed strangely hilarious for some reason. It's the title.

tank yooo by da waaay

Yehez
13-6-11, 20:47
As I expected most of them are arabs/africans/pakistanis.

MignoLetItBe
13-6-11, 20:50
lfc need real quality like xavi alonso and not poor player like POOlsen and Alquinani YNAW!

Jesus wept.

-Rianaldo-
13-6-11, 20:50
http://www.facebook.com/LFCTransSpec

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Martin-Broughton-To-Stay-On-As-LFC-Chairman/159924540694967

^^That admin would give Con-Con a run for his money.

Yehez
13-6-11, 20:52
Jesus wept.

I'm 99% that is Kriz.

MignoLetItBe
13-6-11, 20:55
I'm 99% that is Kriz.

It was on some obscure fan page for Xabi that I got to via pages for Maxi, Kelly and Gerrard. I'm not sure.

Having said that, 'Alquinani' and 'YNAW' are too good to be true.

MignoLetItBe
13-6-11, 21:01
All i want to say is that if we liverpool AND I AM A FANATIC SUPPORTER! is that mr kennny daglish and the administration are spending money on young players like henderson ,wicham etc..... and our rivals even in ewrope are spending on big stars. i hope something happens because if they don t buy players like sanchez, nzogbia nasri, AGUERO, g cahill, downing, clichy , after 22 years without a title i wish that the fans show there voice by not going to the stadium as a protest. THIS IS ENOUGH NOW!

:confused:

-Rianaldo-
13-6-11, 21:01
:confused:

What page is that from? :D

redhoops
13-6-11, 21:04
The Milan Bros were an awesome attack.

but when,when,will they be famous?

MignoLetItBe
13-6-11, 21:09
What page is that from? :D

http://www.facebook.com/LiverpoolFC?sk=wall&filter=1

MignoLetItBe
13-6-11, 21:21
Someone explain please...


bring in one more striker possibly osaze odemwenge, the likes of man utd, chelsea and rest will aim for 2nd spot

BayernBru
13-6-11, 21:47
http://www.facebook.com/LiverpoolFC?sk=wall&filter=1

You should know direct Facebooks links aren't allowed. :FP:

-Rianaldo-
15-6-11, 22:45
Bring back Torres, £25m and kenny can get him going!!

:FP:

-CADS-
15-6-11, 22:51
Someone explain please...

Ahaha :p

Spelling Odemwingie wrong fair enough but inventing a new first name for him because you don't know his real one?

-Rianaldo-
15-6-11, 22:55
Someone explain please...

This morning, a group posted a status about a few back up strikers.

Odemwingie was one of them.

Someone wrote Osaze would be a good signing :FP:

AggersRightElbow
15-6-11, 23:04
I've spent the past 10 minutes peeing myself laughing. Mostly at "Charly Adam at the wings", "Gerald" and repeated instances of "You'll Never Alone Walk"

Keverson
15-6-11, 23:57
gerrade


Liverpool the best snm
gonna win next season wuv surevez


best team in perime league


liverpool is my life club i well like to see more strikers in de club
like suqeras like kurt an G dere my best players so fihht to get dem thanks

:)

WindyShepherdHenderson
15-6-11, 23:59
Ahaha :p

Spelling Odemwingie wrong fair enough but inventing a new first name for him because you don't know his real one?

His name is Osaze Odemwingie.

-CADS-
16-6-11, 01:31
His name is Osaze Odemwingie.

Sue me.

You obviously googled that.

WindyShepherdHenderson
16-6-11, 01:36
Sue me.

You obviously googled that.

Nope. My knowledge is brilliant.

josiewales
16-6-11, 01:37
If you google, google.
There's only one result.
DiabyDoesGallas.

WindyShepherdHenderson
16-6-11, 01:38
If you google, google.
There's only one result.
DiabyDoesGallas.

:cool:

Hobbes.
16-6-11, 01:42
Is Osaze his real name and Peter just what people call him, or is it just his middle name?

-CADS-
16-6-11, 01:43
Nope. My knowledge is brilliant.

I believe you. I've noticed you're especially knowledgeable on Nigerian players for some reason. :PN:

josiewales
16-6-11, 01:43
Peter is Uzbek, for "Kickass"

WindyShepherdHenderson
16-6-11, 01:44
Is Osaze his real name and Peter just what people call him, or is it just his middle name?

I think it's his first name.

Mapeke
16-6-11, 01:45
I believe you. I've noticed you're especially knowledgeable on Nigerian players for some reason. :PN:
It's because most of the Nigerian team have been playing for the last 30 years, so you pick up details about them over time.

-CADS-
16-6-11, 01:46
It's because most of the Nigerian team have been playing for the last 30 years, so you pick up details about them over time.

:D There is that.

Hobbes.
16-6-11, 01:46
It's because most of the Nigerian team have been playing for the last 30 years, so you pick up details about them over time.

Did they pass for the u21 tournament?

Mapeke
16-6-11, 01:49
Did they pass for the u21 tournament?
Yeah, Obafemi Martins and Aghahowa were up front.

MignoLetItBe
16-6-11, 14:43
What about this one about Cassano from the Official website's coments page:

londonblackscouser
16th Jun 2011 14:36 "pll are sayn nce bak up player no dnt want bk up player want player to gv compatision to carrole"

:FP:

-CADS-
16-6-11, 14:46
What about this one about Cassano from the Official website's coments page:

londonblackscouser
16th Jun 2011 14:36 "pll are sayn nce bak up player no dnt want bk up player want player to gv compatision to carrole"

:FP:

Put it into google translate but had no success. Maybe it's Ancient Greek? :PN:

TheKarlHeinzeRiddler
16-6-11, 14:46
What about this one about Cassano from the Official website's coments page:

londonblackscouser
16th Jun 2011 14:36 "pll are sayn nce bak up player no dnt want bk up player want player to gv compatision to carrole"

:FP:


I'll try and translate

People are saying nice back up player. No! Don't want back up player. Want player to give compassion to Carole.

That's nice, I heard Carole's a lovely lady but she's been so down since the Countdown days.

TheKarlHeinzeRiddler
16-6-11, 14:51
Oh.. my.. god.

I think I've just found my reason to live, sod my baby-to-be, this is it. I can't help but keep reading these comments.

I like this one


upset to not buy gevin cameiro

Aaronh
16-6-11, 14:51
wat

Gerald.

Massive late response but this thread is epic.

MexicanPiggy
16-6-11, 15:22
Look at the free tansferes on offer! Hahnemann, Upson, Gera, Viera and Carew!
Let's get them!


We need charlie adam at all cost


M.marin,Kro entrao,


liverpool needed center back and goal keeper .
so when lfc change squad.?
your never walk alone .

:FP:

Kloppette
16-6-11, 15:23
I'll try and translate

People are saying nice back up player. No! Don't want back up player. Want player to give compassion to Carole.

That's nice, I heard Carole's a lovely lady but she's been so down since the Countdown days.

Even better translation

Some People are saying he is a nice back up player. No!, I don't want a back up player. What I would like is a player that can give Carroll some competition for his place.

Maxi-Driver
16-6-11, 15:25
Would anyone be gutted if we were to win the league next year with this new blue top?



PLS KING DALGLISH.IF U GET JUAN MATA TO PARTNER SUAREZ,WE THE REDS WILL BE ON FIRE!!AND IF THE TEAM CONTINUE TO KEEP CARAGHER WE CONCEED SO PLS KING TRY TO BRING SOMEBODY LIKE THIAGO SILVA AND FABIO CONTRAO

:FP:

RogerHuntelaar
16-6-11, 15:34
:FP:

:D

TheKarlHeinzeRiddler
16-6-11, 15:42
Personally if I was Sir Kenny i would've bought Aguero for an extra striker and Leighton Baines for that centre back and bring in some academy players and sell David Ngog,Cristian Poulsen,Alberto Apuilani for£35 mil

I can't even describe how epic this is.

WindyShepherdHenderson
18-6-11, 09:45
Aurelio: Lucas deserved it:


We'll never win anything with Lucas


Sell that boy


Steven is the best of player


Sell the idiot what dose he do fill a space in the team sheet he is lost in so many games


Es stil ***** slows the flow of our play ryt dwn makes 1 in 10 tackles the rest r fouls gives the ball away gillespie needs t gt out his ass


Half-fit Lucas is worthy 5 Raphael Da silver,no doubt.


BUY ETO'O. HE WANTED TO PLAY IN PREMIER LEAGUE.

-Rianaldo-
18-6-11, 12:19
We cant win the league under kenny and his management.


People are not seeing wot am seeing.its time for changes and the time has come to apply wisdom..the liverpool way mentality should stop,its not helping,we are not playing good football and we are not having good players.since we are not in any european competition God has given us an opportunity to turn things around.i want you all to know that its only wisdom that can bring us back our past glory.my suggestions are:1.the liverpool board and management is bad and thats why other clubs have edged.liverpool both in and out is getting worse every season.we should be the thinker and the doer not the thinker.


Comoli is not helping at all,he keeps on buying british instead of spirited players who are eager to achieve and impress


My dream team:degea,johnson,shawcross,kjaer,coentrao,javi martinez,defour,hazard,gio dos santos,suarez and sanchez

All from the same person within about an hour :FP:

KeemI
18-6-11, 12:28
Ahaha :p

Spelling Odemwingie wrong fair enough but inventing a new first name for him because you don't know his real one?

His name is Osaze.Friends and family call him "Osaz".Peter is his christian name.It's common for people here in Nigeria to have a traditional name and a religious name.It's rare to find anyone who doesn't have these 2 names.

sabretoothluis
18-6-11, 12:35
:FP:

Timynwa
18-6-11, 12:41
This comment on the Lucas Leiva story got 6 'likes':

He's not a matchwinner, he's average at best and played because we had nobody else!

I am losing faith in humanity :FP:



This also got 2 'likes':

thanx fabio u r da nxt liverpool skipper

TheKarlHeinzeRiddler
21-6-11, 13:13
I think the sale of Joe will be one of the worst things that Sir kenny could've propably even think. Just give him some time he will show who he is . Get rid of Milan Jov and Cristian . Well get around £25 million on . Then buy players from south america and aria. Budding talents are needed in Liverpool. We have got Jay,Jonjo,Martin,John,Suso,Sterling. So we just need to pick the right formation and tactics. Get the players morale high and you'l see a new side

Damn it, that's where Kenny's going wrong - he's not asking enough for Poulsen and Jova.

FreddieGangStarr
21-6-11, 13:33
Damn it, that's where Kenny's going wrong - he's not asking enough for Poulsen and Jova.

He left out selling Koncheskey for £15m. That's £40m for Jova, Poulsen and Koncheskey we could easily get. Come on Kenny pull your ass out! :mad:

-Chris-
21-6-11, 13:38
Damn it, that's where Kenny's going wrong - he's not asking enough for Poulsen and Jova.

£25 million. HAHAHAHAHA!!! We will be lucky to get £25 pounds.

Paullfc1976
21-6-11, 13:41
all from the same person within about an hour :fp:

fml.

caple
21-6-11, 13:43
Damn it, that's where Kenny's going wrong - he's not asking enough for Poulsen and Jova.

I like how he's on first name basis with all the players.

He must be a high roller.

LordFunkicus
21-6-11, 13:49
I like how he's on first name basis with all the players.

He must be a high roller.

John Henry.

-Chris-
21-6-11, 13:51
Liv just Liv! i ruv


We nid strika nstead of carrol


Why not buy some better players like Aguero or Nani annoys me that you buy players from clubs such as Blackpool and Sunderland for me that is a stupid i love Liverpool and i wanna better players in that club!!!!


we need mikel, parker and esseine's capabilities in our midfield.

And this next one is my personal favourite. Absolute quality.


Andres Boa marte will going to chelsea huh?.. He is on his peek n on of the best prospect..it will be a hard fight isn it?..

Andres Boa Marte??? :D :D :D I think he means Villas Boas.

Benny-Noons-Ghost
21-6-11, 13:51
People are not seeing wot am seeing.its time for changes and the time has come to apply wisdom..the liverpool way mentality should stop,its not helping,we are not playing good football and we are not having good players.since we are not in any european competition God has given us an opportunity to turn things around.i want you all to know that its only wisdom that can bring us back our past glory.my suggestions are:1.the liverpool board and management is bad and thats why other clubs have edged.liverpool both in and out is getting worse every season.we should be the thinker and the doer not the thinker.

All from the same person within about an hour :FP:

Bit too much pressure to put on Andre already, surely? :eek:

TheKarlHeinzeRiddler
21-6-11, 13:53
And this next one is my personal favourite. Absolute quality.



Andres Boa Marte??? :D :D :D I think he means Villas Boas.

Genius.

This facebook page keeps me amused, long let it live.

MignoLetItBe
21-6-11, 20:49
On the subject of Villas-Boas, take a look at Chelsea's page, and Goal.com's comment section:

"Ibrahimovic:don't be fast in taking decions,exchanging coaches like inerpants u make a club perfomance not to wak well.
about an hour ago"

"I blv nd tactical prowess of d 21st century coach.Whose record on d pitch of play speak 4dem selves n volumes.Chelsea bro our quest 4 ucl s within our reach"

"I am glad to God Ambramomvic has chosen dis man to play for chelsea he iz world class for spain and barselona GLORY CHELSEA"

"welcome to da Roman empire!!! VILLA ANDRE BOAS.wishing u a more record-breaking career at the Blue Bridge."

"Me love Chelsea big fan of Chelsea fc one day Chelsea by lots of players, me big supporter of Chelsea football club buy lots of players then we win carling cup"

"Welcome Andreas Boaz 2 e real club(can u come with HULK pliz).Forever the Blues.Chelsea 4 life"

BostonFans
21-6-11, 20:56
On the subject of Villas-Boas, take a look at Chelsea's page, and Goal.com's comment section:

"Ibrahimovic:don't be fast in taking decions,exchanging coaches like inerpants u make a club perfomance not to wak well.
about an hour ago"

"I blv nd tactical prowess of d 21st century coach.Whose record on d pitch of play speak 4dem selves n volumes.Chelsea bro our quest 4 ucl s within our reach"

"I am glad to God Ambramomvic has chosen dis man to play for chelsea he iz world class for spain and barselona GLORY CHELSEA"

"welcome to da Roman empire!!! VILLA ANDRE BOAS.wishing u a more record-breaking career at the Blue Bridge."

"Me love Chelsea big fan of Chelsea fc one day Chelsea by lots of players, me big supporter of Chelsea football club buy lots of players then we win carling cup"

"Welcome Andreas Boaz 2 e real club(can u come with HULK pliz).Forever the Blues.Chelsea 4 life"


I think I just tore my frontal lobe trying to understand this. Looks like I'll be out of the reading game for 4-6 weeks.

MignoLetItBe
21-6-11, 20:57
I think I just tore my frontal lobe trying to understand this. Looks like I'll be out of the reading game for 4-6 weeks.

Take heart in the fact that you have auxiliary brain cells...

Chelsea fans lack this luxury.

BostonFans
21-6-11, 21:02
Take heart in the fact that you have auxiliary brain cells...

Chelsea fans lack this luxury.


Clearly.


"I blv nd tactical prowess of d 21st century coach.Whose record on d pitch of play speak 4dem selves n volumes.Chelsea bro our quest 4 ucl s within our reach"

I can't even begin to understand what this one is saying.


"Me love Chelsea big fan of Chelsea fc one day Chelsea by lots of players, me big supporter of Chelsea football club buy lots of players then we win carling cup"

And this one is a caveman!

FreddieGangStarr
21-6-11, 21:04
And this one is a caveman!

Probably resembles something like this I'm guessing. (http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090602195530/uncyclopedia/images/6/65/Caveman_computer.jpg)

MignoLetItBe
21-6-11, 21:06
"Baos is the man for Chelsea."

"They should complete the signature of the coach on time because there is no time."

"pls we need a coach with a seasonal winning mentality not a coach that has just been tasted for only a season. Pls in all roundification i highly suggest hidnick not boas. We need discipline and consistancy and that's wat guess hidnick can offer"

:FP:

MignoLetItBe
21-6-11, 21:09
Clearly.

I can't even begin to understand what this one is saying.

And this one is a caveman!

This one is by far the best:


"I am glad to God Ambramomvic has chosen dis man to play for chelsea he iz world class for spain and barselona GLORY CHELSEA"

:FP:

FreddieGangStarr
21-6-11, 21:18
This one is by far the best:



:FP:

Haha. That guy thinks they're getting Guardiola. But then he talks about Spain? :confused:

He makes my head hurt.

MignoLetItBe
21-6-11, 21:19
Does anyone on here speak 'Nigerian Chelsea fan'?

"Dis man iz amanager who iz lik the mourinho specil he will make Chelsea betta dan the mighty barcellona in conclusion i am glad we hav signed dis man because he will make us champions of the world and i thank to god that mr. abromahvitch decded to bring sepcil one 2 to chelsea at last after ancheloti era that was not good because we did not win europa champoions cup and villa bose will make us go to promised land of victory GLORY GLORY CHELSEA FC!"

MignoLetItBe
21-6-11, 21:20
Haha. That guy thinks they're getting Guardiola. But then he talks about Spain? :confused:

He makes my head hurt.

No, I think that he believes that Chelsea have just signed David Villa.

:FP: :D

Chelsea fans make me laugh.

Paullfc1976
21-6-11, 21:23
On the subject of Villas-Boas, take a look at Chelsea's page, and Goal.com's comment section:

"Ibrahimovic:don't be fast in taking decions,exchanging coaches like inerpants u make a club perfomance not to wak well.
about an hour ago"

"I blv nd tactical prowess of d 21st century coach.Whose record on d pitch of play speak 4dem selves n volumes.Chelsea bro our quest 4 ucl s within our reach"

"I am glad to God Ambramomvic has chosen dis man to play for chelsea he iz world class for spain and barselona GLORY CHELSEA"

"welcome to da Roman empire!!! VILLA ANDRE BOAS.wishing u a more record-breaking career at the Blue Bridge."

"Me love Chelsea big fan of Chelsea fc one day Chelsea by lots of players, me big supporter of Chelsea football club buy lots of players then we win carling cup"

"Welcome Andreas Boaz 2 e real club(can u come with HULK pliz).Forever the Blues.Chelsea 4 life"

Oh dear lord.

Text talk is one thing, but why the hell do people say iz instead of is? The purpose of text talk is to reduce the amount of characters you use. I fear for the future of the English language.

I am not against using things like LOL etc, but when people use M8, L8r, dem, da, *** etc on Facebook and on here it makes me: :FP:

FreddieGangStarr
21-6-11, 21:26
No, I think that he believes that Chelsea have just signed David Villa.

:FP: :D

Chelsea fans make me laugh.

David Villa?! (http://graphics.desivalley.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/lol.jpg) :eek:

:D

MignoLetItBe
21-6-11, 21:28
Oh dear lord.

Text talk is one thing, but why the hell do people say iz instead of is? The purpose of text talk is to reduce the amount of characters you use. I fear for the future of the English language.

I am not against using things like LOL etc, but when people use M8, L8r, dem, da, *** etc on Facebook and on here it makes me: :FP:

"Dis man iz amanager who iz lik the mourinho specil he will make Chelsea betta dan the mighty barcellona in conclusion i am glad we hav signed dis man because he will make us champions of the world and i thank to god that mr. abromahvitch decded to bring sepcil one 2 to chelsea at last after ancheloti era that was not good because we did not win europa champoions cup and villa bose will make us go to promised land of victory GLORY GLORY CHELSEA FC!"

From Goal.com's Chelsea page.

Yehez
21-6-11, 21:30
On the subject of Villas-Boas, take a look at Chelsea's page, and Goal.com's comment section:

"Ibrahimovic:don't be fast in taking decions,exchanging coaches like inerpants u make a club perfomance not to wak well.
about an hour ago"

"I blv nd tactical prowess of d 21st century coach.Whose record on d pitch of play speak 4dem selves n volumes.Chelsea bro our quest 4 ucl s within our reach"

"I am glad to God Ambramomvic has chosen dis man to play for chelsea he iz world class for spain and barselona GLORY CHELSEA"

"welcome to da Roman empire!!! VILLA ANDRE BOAS.wishing u a more record-breaking career at the Blue Bridge."

"Me love Chelsea big fan of Chelsea fc one day Chelsea by lots of players, me big supporter of Chelsea football club buy lots of players then we win carling cup"

"Welcome Andreas Boaz 2 e real club(can u come with HULK pliz).Forever the Blues.Chelsea 4 life"

The guy in bold is taking the **** big time.

MignoLetItBe
21-6-11, 21:33
"
Line up for CHelesea chaampions side next season:

Chec

Alvez Terry Luis Ivanavic

Fabregas
Ramieres Torres

Drogba Eto'o Sturidge

"

Spearmint16
21-6-11, 21:35
"
Line up for CHelesea chaampions side next season:

Chec

Alvez Terry Luis Ivanavic

Fabregas
Ramieres Torres

Drogba Eto'o Sturidge

"

Torres in midfield? :FP:

BostonFans
21-6-11, 21:39
Torres in midfield? :FP:

Well, he certainly didn't play well as a striker last season... :rolleyes:

MignoLetItBe
21-6-11, 21:51
The guy in bold is taking the **** big time.

I'm not sure. He is a Chelsea fan after all. They aren't exactly known for their football knowledge.

Yehez
21-6-11, 21:52
I'm not sure. He is a Chelsea fan after all. They aren't exactly known for their football knowledge.

I don't even think he is a Chelsea fan.:D

MignoLetItBe
21-6-11, 22:00
I don't even think he is a Chelsea fan.:D

He's doing a very good impression of one.

TheKarlHeinzeRiddler
22-6-11, 12:32
My favourtie facebook comment of the day


anyone seen the new man utd kit? Black shirt, black shorts, black socks... and a whistle.

-Chris-
22-6-11, 16:43
livepooldian forever


liverp0ol r0cks this tyme...


Has zapata been signed? Damn comoli if he has not!


It appears henderson is the only player player we're getting this summer

:FP:

FreddieGangStarr
22-6-11, 18:30
:FP:

I think the third one was written by Zapata.

-Rianaldo-
23-6-11, 00:37
nolan roux rating in PES is 65 and he is 23..... LOVERN rating is 75........ pes ratings are accurate.... because *** we bought jovanovic hiss rating was 65 in pes 2010

:FP:

FreddieGangStarr
23-6-11, 00:48
:FP:

I think this guy's onto something. Phone Commolli and tell him to rip up all his transfer plans immediately and that he should use PES 11 stats to identify future targets.

prredhouse
23-6-11, 00:50
surely this thread should be renamed bored surfers noting better to do..:fishing

Hobbes.
23-6-11, 00:53
This thread is too good :D

BayernBru
23-6-11, 02:15
Why Damien comalli wants to bring only French players when there are lots of good Spanish or English players those r lots better

This guy isn't getting the news obviously.

TheKarlHeinzeRiddler
24-6-11, 15:02
Why cant we buy Alexis Sanchez???? To be contenders we need to get the best players....we need to focus on getting a silverware this season. it's so unfortunate that Man. United has beaten us on Ashley young. Can some please call Henry and Kenny to make moves for Sanchez, Eto'o, even Forlan(32 though, old but still in gr8 shape for a 1yr contract, Adebayor(1yr contract or loan) and other great player out there. WE NEED TO BUY THE BEST! AND SANCHEZ IS MY PICK..AT ANY COST!!

I left my mobile at home, could someone send Kenny or John a text and tell them to do that? Cheers.

-Rianaldo-
24-6-11, 22:54
Pleasd kenny dont let charlie adam go


I'm Liverpundian


Like Grerard


just like i said at end of last season, FSG will no back kenny to buy even 1 marquee signing let alone 2 or 3 in the region of 35m+bracket and FSG are just playing kenny loostening the noose as they say and let him chalk himself as he will buy average to rubbish players with the money he is given.... and people i love your patriotism the we have boguht carroll and he is english but lets face it guys he is going to go down in history as the most expensive flop in hisrory of football mark my words he will be hiding behind the sold story o he is injured not fully fit bla bla bla...

bottom line is FSG are zionist who's goal it is to make sure fistrtly lfc did not fall into the hands of someone who really wants to make club succeed i.e, dic.. which they have acheived successfully. now they are making sure lfc do not qin anymore big titles i.e. prem and champions league and alll the while makeing it look like they care.. ******** if they cared they would back kenny with hard money and go get the best not average to craopy players such as henderson!!! FACT these clowns re just the same as the old yanks just alot more savy at being sly!!!

....

Suared7
24-6-11, 23:00
Dont let him go? Where would we let him go? :D

Yehez
24-6-11, 23:12
....

As I always say, those type of "fans" are mainly africans or arabs. "zionist" probably the only thing he spelled right, probably because of how much he is obsessed with it.

WindyShepherdHenderson
25-6-11, 15:13
Liverpool's greatest ever right back:


Hyppia


Steve mcmanaman nd robby fowler


uizzz suarez & andy carrol


I chose J.Riise and R.song


Fabio Aurelio?


didi hamann


Legend player i liked was steve highway .....


Emboh,car rept mu the we the we, age cue or rack ret tie baa has omu,,

Christ.

RogerHuntelaar
25-6-11, 15:18
lues swarez

Same question.

Hobbes.
25-6-11, 15:22
Liverpool's greatest ever right back:

















Christ.

The last one is unbelievable. :D

Heighway501
25-6-11, 15:23
Liverpool's greatest ever right back:

Christ.

Good ol' Steve Highway the greatest ever right back. Who could forget him? :D

Yehez
25-6-11, 15:24
Liverpool's greatest ever right back:

Christ.

Is the last one a code or something?

thetasher
25-6-11, 15:24
Liverpool's greatest ever right back:


Emboh,car rept mu the we the we, age cue or rack ret tie baa has omu,,

:HS: ?????

Heighway501
25-6-11, 15:29
....

Rianaldo, your choices were really great! Thanks!


Pleasd kenny dont let charlie adam go


Maybe Kenny has CA tied up in a basement somewhere in hopes of getting the price down?


I'm Liverpundian

Possible definition: A native of Liverpool given to puns and other witticisms.



Like Grerard

I don't even know where to start, other than to suggest that google is a handy tool. :)

Heighway501
25-6-11, 15:31
Is the last one a code or something?

Had Jesus chosen to play football, He obviously would have chosen LFC and been our greatest ever right back. Simple. :)

Maxi-Driver
25-6-11, 15:39
Hope his comeback will be felt on de pitch nxt season

hoping for a long ranger free kick goal from the god,,,the superman..........GERRARD

hmmm....ra enek stevi G yo 9 afd0l??:eek:

TheKarlHeinzeRiddler
28-6-11, 11:03
Here's some of today's genius quotes:


if your not from scotland. kenny wont buy you period.


kops 4 ever



Act 26:28-29 "Then Agrippa said unto Paul, Almost thou persuadest me to be a Christian. And Paul said, I would to God, that not only thou, but also all that hear me this day" Be persuaded, all sinners will face the wrath of God. Jesus is the only way out.
9 minutes ago ·


XXXXXX ask him does he know anything about the Charlie Adam deal
8 minutes ago · Like


Raul is much n more better than Messi he is our best player and we MUST KEEP HIM Rule out the option of him leaving..
They must hike his earnings as it was performance based in his debut season.


Do not remove the left-back Wayne Bridge.

and my personal, nonsensical favourite:


Hopefully this year I would be frozen at club house.

Please never let this thread die. It's brilliant.

SuperSi
28-6-11, 11:10
"kops 4 ever" :scarf

Warbi
28-6-11, 11:15
:eek:

Don't understand the last one at all, but I think I appreciate the sentiment.

TheKarlHeinzeRiddler
28-6-11, 11:16
"kops 4 ever" :scarf

Bad boys Bad boys, whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when they come for you

RogerHuntelaar
28-6-11, 11:19
Hopefully this year I would be frozen at club house

:FP:

TheKarlHeinzeRiddler
28-6-11, 11:20
:FP:

I'll buy you some new cloggs if you can decipher that.

-Rianaldo-
28-6-11, 11:21
If Cole stays he will make you all eat your words.. Cole for player of the year 2012....


The Winner Copa America Is Brazil .......
Go go go Neymar ......


Gerrald,, why you don't play on liverpool again ???


which part of carrol is class, on any rainy day when carrol wont be able to get a header on what is he going to do.


FOSTER TO LIVERPOOL PLEASE??!!
Uh...he plays for England...and he and Reina are neck and neck talent wise....if we're Englishising the rest of the squad, why not Ben?...besides....Reina will DEFINITELY step it up then

...

Warbi
28-6-11, 11:22
I too miss Gerrald.

TheKarlHeinzeRiddler
28-6-11, 11:24
...


Gerrald,, why you don't play on liverpool again ???

Yeah Gerrald!

WindyShepherdHenderson
28-6-11, 22:56
May be aron lemon


Put pepe on the left winger.


W nid mata,adam,clchy an beter glkper

^^

BayernBru
28-6-11, 22:57
^^

:FP:

thetasher
28-6-11, 23:03
May be aron lemon

Keith's brother?

-Rianaldo-
29-6-11, 01:43
These Liverpool owners simply dnt have money and they just full of sweet tolks, nothing abt the new stadium up to nw(1) they sold Torres and buy Carroll and Suarez, theire only signing is Joldan and they can spend on bt they waiting to sell Meires and Aqua to buy Adam and Downings! Players like our team bt no money to buy them! Its early to say that bt am afraid, the owners sucks the most!


WE REALLY NEED CHARIE ADAMS AND STEWART DOWNING SO TO STRENGTHEN OUR WINGS


you are the beasterst team i'v seen in the hole of the unefures


What da **** is Liverpool doin?! Since we lost Harry kewell, Pennent n other natural wingers, we've played great players out of position thereby makin em average for almost 5 seasons. Whats wid this obsession of overcrowded midfield?! Get players on the wings n a ****in left back gademit!! All the four guys at d back are injury prone! Y da **** do we need a director of football if he can't determine our glaring problems


I dnt tink this dalglish know what hes doing.


why KENNY going to sell "RAUL MIRELESS"..? he forgets what happend after XABI ALONSO departure...! RAUL is heart of the team like ALONSO...n if KENNY sells RAUL its big mistake again....i request to KENNY kindly don't do this again if he want to sell some sell J.COLE but don't sell RAUL he's very fantastic player...n i also request to KENNY n football director DAMIEN COMOLLI bring back
FERNANDO TORRES player like F.TORRES & RAUL we need n you guys are selling them these are LIVERPOOL assets..there are alot of mid-field players we ahve GERARD,LUCAS,RAUL,HANDERSON, then why more..? kindly KENNY we need wingers n a qualty full back bring DOWNING,LENON,CLICHY,ENRIQUE & a center defender GARY CAHILL & JONES in the place of KING CARRA n a classical striker which can make more flare in team F.TORRES.....thanks..


why are we not looking at matthew upson as a transfer target? we need a reliable defender and he's available on a free


Aurelio can get through next season wit no injuries

...

WindyShepherdHenderson
29-6-11, 01:45
you are the beasterst team i'v seen in the hole of the unefures


Link me to this one right now.

-Rianaldo-
29-6-11, 01:48
Link me to this one right now.

http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=10150296550972573&id=100002058797773

WindyShepherdHenderson
29-6-11, 01:51
http://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=10150296550972573&id=100002058797773

And with that, the last tiny, miniscule shred of faith I had in humanity has been extinguished. Cheers.

Liverdinner
29-6-11, 01:53
I clicked on his profile, he is about 4.

FunnyNickname
29-6-11, 01:54
We should really rename the thread, "Examples of epic facepalm failures!"

WindyShepherdHenderson
29-6-11, 01:56
I clicked on his profile, he is about 4.

What? How can a four year old have Facebook?

Liverdinner
29-6-11, 01:57
What? How can a four year old have Facebook?

Guess they completed the 'sign up' process.

I just Kriz'd you.

-Chris-
29-6-11, 01:57
What? How can a four year old have Facebook?

The same way anyone can?

Liverdinner
29-6-11, 01:58
The same way anyone can?

He just Kriz'd you.

-CADS-
29-6-11, 02:20
The same way anyone can?

Under 13's aren't allowed to make an account.

Kloppette
29-6-11, 02:23
Under 13's aren't allowed to make an account.

who's checking ??
and whats the rule on pets ??

WindyShepherdHenderson
29-6-11, 02:23
The same way anyone can?


Guess they completed the 'sign up' process.

I just Kriz'd you.


Under 13's aren't allowed to make an account.

YEAH

TAKE THAT

WITH YOUR SIGN UP PROCESS LITERAL KRIZ JOKE

WELL U FAIL

etc

-CADS-
29-6-11, 02:24
who's checking ??
and whats the rule on pets ??

Mark Zuckerberg

Pets just have to be of an age where they can tell the difference between their own faeces and food.

-Chris-
29-6-11, 02:26
Under 13's aren't allowed to make an account.

Anyone can put in a fake DOB.

Kloppette
29-6-11, 02:28
Mark Zuckerberg

Pets just have to be of an age where they can tell the difference between their own faeces and food.

:D

Liverdinner
29-6-11, 02:29
YEAH

TAKE THAT

WITH YOUR SIGN UP PROCESS LITERAL KRIZ JOKE

WELL U FAIL

etc


who's checking ??
and whats the rule on pets ??


Ooooh comeback.

Kloppette
29-6-11, 02:32
Ooooh comeback.

I'm friends with 5 dogs a cat and a hamster, I talk to them all the time.
Now really I'm talking to their owners who are my mates and they play along in some delusional 3rd person perspective.
Mates can be strange sometimes:confused:

Liverdinner
29-6-11, 02:34
I'm friends with 5 dogs a cat and a hamster, I talk to them all the time.
Now really I'm talking to their owners who are my mates and they play along in some delusional 3rd person perspective.
Mates can be strange sometimes:confused:

I generally block and mentally destroy such people.

MexicanPiggy
29-6-11, 02:47
There's a 'Kenny Sucks' page :eek::FP:

WindyShepherdHenderson
29-6-11, 02:51
There's a 'Kenny Sucks' page :eek::FP:

So? There's probably a Wenger sucks, Ferguson sucks, Benitez sucks, Mourinho sucks, Guardiola sucks...

Schweini
29-6-11, 02:54
If we can't get any of those players we wanted.. Let's Try to sign Justin Bieber... :D

YNWA..

:rolleyes:

Liverdinner
29-6-11, 02:56
So? There's probably a Wenger sucks, Ferguson sucks, Benitez sucks, Mourinho sucks, Guardiola sucks...

http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=21667120113

WindyShepherdHenderson
29-6-11, 03:07
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=21667120113

Ranch academy? It's where Pique and DA GAWD met :(

WindyShepherdHenderson
29-6-11, 03:20
So which of these three are the most baffling?


Emboh,car rept mu the we the we, age cue or rack ret tie baa has omu,,


Hopefully this year I would be frozen at club house.


something the pock of little kid type my person is has en bing something go to among a set Thecop , they are topmost 12 number machines s of the team always

Whoever wrote the second comment is a big fan of cryogenics.

Schweini
29-6-11, 05:02
Ngog will lie him : (Ngog):Hey Aguero , i will tell you a secret , i`m the new Maradona , sign for Liverpool if you want to learn from me.
(Aguero):O , Rly?
(Ngog):Yes
(Aguero):Ok
(SkySports): Aguero sign with Liverpool for 1 mil.

Bumping this one.

Absolutely unreal. I just can't see how someone can come up with this. Muppetery at its finest

paul143
29-6-11, 08:07
Bumping this one.

Absolutely unreal. I just can't see how someone can come up with this. Muppetery at its finest

We can always give it a go after all if we can get Aguero for 1 million I am sure no one will complain. However that seems to be beyond here (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6Y-NXZmDcxU/SopMvzv2azI/AAAAAAAAFfs/gRpdb9PyfTw/s320/cloud+cuckoo+land.png).

MexicanPiggy
29-6-11, 13:44
when two men get together its their not called a couple. they are called Man. United
:FP:



hi guys wats up!jst joind fb en im a big tym liverp'l fan.pls ad me me so d@ we share d fun.liverpool en zambia 4 LIFE.$



PLS WHO IS THE LATEST LIVERPOOL SIGNING?

Jan molby



Liverpool F.C Season1977 1978 1979 1981 1984 2005 One-touching Speed Football/pass and move

Super star grad A World calss

Superstar World calss A

Liverpool F.C.plan A (DR DC DC DC FT FC ST )35.000P

‎50.000B



come on liverpool get another better players,ashley young had been bought from the man utd



Women Breast TIps ..............

http://loanworldz.blogspot.com/



When you buy a player again. You only have to see it. We're waiting to see.



My nema is Gun come form in Thailand good Liverpool

WindyShepherdHenderson
4-7-11, 11:36
we need ADAM plzzzz unless i will decamp frm livepoolfc..hmmm..am warning u guyz....


If you talk about water bodies liverpool is ocean ! If you talk about trees liverpool is a trees root! If you talk about animals liverpool is like lion! If you talk about quality liverpool is like all best brand are your prefer! If you talk about babys liverpool is like baby boy and baby girl !


y on gods earth wuld anybody in his right mind let mr sammy lee go, *** man he was liverpool an a good assistant coach, i jus don knw!! dats nt a gud sign at all.


No be that one we go chop, make we win premier ship jo! For ones


i l0ve LIVERPOOL s0 mUch,i'm is vEry faNatic faNs,Every plaYINg pLAstati0n i'm alLways taKe LIVERPOOL...


I luph LVC no women no cry no money no dong but no liverpool no life LIVERPOOLDIAN INDONESIA add me ,**** mAlingSEA.

^^

RogerHuntelaar
4-7-11, 11:37
when two men get together its their not called a couple. they are called Man. United

That one is actually pretty funny. :D