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    How many Irish does it take to change a lightbulb?

    5.

    One to hold the lightbulb and four to turn the house around.

    I'm fond of Ireland by the way.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AboveUsOnlySky View Post
    How many Irish does it take to change a lightbulb?

    5.

    One to hold the lightbulb and four to turn the house around.

    I'm fond of Ireland by the way.
    They might not be so fond of you after that joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Toredo View Post
    They might not be so fond of you after that joke.
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    World politics are not based upon obscure 'reality tv' based upon cheap tv shows.

    You have to be within the real word/world and educated in the specifics - not twitter in regard to diplomacy,

    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/31/u...3&ref=cta&_r=0

    This POTUS is an embarrassment to the free world by his attempt to create his own world view despite not just criticism ~ but scorn!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Socratease View Post
    World politics are not based upon obscure 'reality tv' based upon cheap tv shows.

    You have to be within the real word/world and educated in the specifics - not twitter in regard to diplomacy,

    https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/31/u...3&ref=cta&_r=0

    This POTUS is an embarrassment to the free world by his attempt to create his own world view despite not just criticism ~ but scorn!


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    I like that youve mistakenly posted about Trump in the joke thread.
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    Arsenal Jokes like.......

    1) Arsenal win the league
    2) Arsenal goes past Champions League 2nd round.
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    joined here and the first thing i've done i entered this thread as it sounded interesting. never regret it lol thanks guys for everything. and that's while i thought i know a lot of jokes now i realized i know nothing (it seems i'm Jon Snow, lol)
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    Quote Originally Posted by FIOS View Post
    I like that youve mistakenly posted about Trump in the joke thread.
    It's an affliction!





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    Quote Originally Posted by Pingerced1975 View Post
    joined here and the first thing i've done i entered this thread as it sounded interesting. never regret it lol thanks guys for everything. and that's while i thought i know a lot of jokes now i realized i know nothing (it seems i'm Jon Snow, lol)
    If you become a professional comedian I'll redecorate you local chippy and rename it the, 'Cod Father'.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Socratease View Post
    If you become a professional comedian I'll redecorate you local chippy and rename it the, 'Cod Father'.



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    That used to be the name of the chippy near the top of our road. Truly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiddlerDave View Post
    That used to be the name of the chippy near the top of our road. Truly.
    'Cod Bless You'.





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    Quote Originally Posted by Socratease View Post
    'Cod Bless You'.




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    Thank you. I know my plaice.
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    198m for Neymar
    People will believe what they want to believe
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheDarknessIsCalling View Post
    198m for Neymar
    Lol that's a good one.

    Glad this thread has new life
    Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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    Rumour has it Disney are bidding for the rights to the VVD transfer saga, reckon they can get at least a trilogy out of it
    People will believe what they want to believe
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiddlerDave View Post
    That used to be the name of the chippy near the top of our road. Truly.
    There's a chippy in Warrington called "The Happy Sole" which I thought was clever.

    Many years ago I once saw a sign outside a building saying Spruce Spring Clean.
    Must have been a cleaning company but I've no idea where it was.
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    Not a joke, but something I only realized just now - "Adult Swim" is not a porn show of models in swimsuits with nudity, it's a block of time on cartoon network for programming geared towards adults. It gets its name from swimming pool having age designated restrictions by time. I'm not usually this filthy minded. I blame society for making me think that.
    Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.
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    From Harry Enfield, just downright funny!

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y4CXY6TVBMc


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    The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance. Socrates.
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    Quote Originally Posted by 7 Megabytes View Post
    Not a joke, but something I only realized just now - "Adult Swim" is not a porn show of models in swimsuits with nudity, it's a block of time on cartoon network for programming geared towards adults. It gets its name from swimming pool having age designated restrictions by time. I'm not usually this filthy minded. I blame society for making me think that.
    I just found out now! (for real) thanks man
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    Quote Originally Posted by 7 Megabytes View Post
    Not a joke, but something I only realized just now - "Adult Swim" is not a porn show of models in swimsuits with nudity, it's a block of time on cartoon network for programming geared towards adults. It gets its name from swimming pool having age designated restrictions by time. I'm not usually this filthy minded. I blame society for making me think that.
    My area Cartoon Network doesn't has this "Adult Swim"! 😑
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