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    From Family Feud (CBS)


    (Misheard Questions)
    (Where 'claws' becomes 'Claus...)

    Host - Name something with claws



    Contestant - Christmas?





    (Where 'phony' becomes pony'...)




    Host - Name something you might buy,that could turn out to be phony ?


    Contestant - A Horse ?


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    From Family Fortunes (ITV)


    (Misheard Question)

    (Where 'Arthur' becomes 'Author'...)




    Les Dennis - Name a famous Arthur.

    Contestant - Shakespeare?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston-Sox View Post

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    (Misheard Question)

    (Where 'Arthur' becomes 'Author'...)




    Les Dennis - Name a famous Arthur.

    Contestant - Shakespeare?



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    From Family Fortunes (ITV)


    (Misheard Questions)

    (Where 'Money' becomes 'Mummy' (in rather a alarming way).....


    Les Dennis - Name a slang word for money.

    Contestant - *****?





    (Where 'Bean' becomes 'Bian'......)


    Les Dennis - Name a type of bean.

    Contestant - Les-Bean ?




    (Where 'Hours' become 'R's.....)


    Les Dennis - How many hours are there in three days ?

    Contestant - One ?




    (Where 'Black Ball' becomes 'Blackboard'.....)


    Les Dennis - Name a game played with a black ball

    Contestant - Darts?




    (Where 'Sea' becomes 'C'.....)


    Les Dennis - Name something associated with the sea

    Contestant - Coffin?



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    From Steve Wright In The Afternoon (BBC Radio 2)


    (Misheard Question)

    (Where 'Comet' becomes 'Comic'...)



    Steve Wright - Which comet was last seen in 1986 ?

    Contestant - Robin Williams ?


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    From Blockbusters (ITV)

    Bob Holness - What 'T' can travel at speeds of up to 900 feef per second ?

    Contestant - Turtle





    Bob Holness - What 'W' has a brain the size of a cherry and can impact a tree at 1300 miles per hour ?

    Contestant - Water Buffalo


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    From Cash Cab (ITV)


    John Moody - What is the only mammal capable of true flight ?

    Contestant - Pterodactyl




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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston-Sox View Post


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    John Moody - What is the only mammal capable of true flight ?

    Contestant - Pterodactyl




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    From Family Feud (CBS)


    Host - Name an animal whose eggs you'd never eat for breakfast

    Contestant - Hamster.




    Host - Name a noisy bird.

    Contestant - Chipmunk




    Host - Name an animal that begins with 'M'

    Contestant - Marsupial




    Host - Name an animal that begins with the letter 'E'

    Contestant 1 - Ecuador

    Contestant 2 - Iguana

    Contestant 3 - Eggplant




    Host - Name an animal that starts with 'D' besides 'Dog'

    Contestant - Dragon

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    From Family Feud (CBS)


    Host - Name something that you associate with the sea.

    Contestant - Crows




    Host - Name an animal with more then four legs?

    Contestant 1 - Dog

    Contestant 2 - Horse




    Host - Name an animal with really good sight

    Contestant - Bat




    Host - Name an animal with three letters in it's name

    Contestant 1 - Frog

    Contestant 2 - Alligator


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    From Family Feud (CBS)



    Host - Name something that you wanted to do as a kid,but your parents wouldn't let you

    Contestant - Have a snake?




    Host - Name something that your dog does.

    Contestant 1 - Pees ?

    Contestant 2 - Poops ?




    Host - Name something you hope your dog doesn't do right before he licks your head

    Contestant - Burps




    Host - The most lovable breed of dog

    Contestant - Kitten


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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston-Sox View Post

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    Host - Name something that you wanted to do as a kid,but your parents wouldn't let you

    Contestant - Have a snake?




    Host - Name something that your dog does.

    Contestant 1 - Pees ?

    Contestant 2 - Poops ?




    Host - Name something you hope your dog doesn't do right before he licks your head

    Contestant - Burps




    Host - The most lovable breed of dog

    Contestant - Kitten


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    From Family Fortunes (ITV)


    Les Dennis - Name something that's only useful when it's set .

    Contestant - Dead animals.You know,when you want to stuff them ?




    Les Dennis - Name an animal you might see at a zoo.

    Contestant - Dog.




    Andy Collins - Name something Old Macdonald had on his farm

    Contestant - Giraffe




    Les Dennis - Name something that makes you scream

    Contestant - A squirrel




    Les Dennis - Name an animal that starts with the letter 'A'

    Contestant - Arachnophobia.
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    From Press Your Luck (CBS)


    Peter Tomarken - What animal builds dams and lodges?

    Contestant - Sheep
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    From Pyramid (CBS)

    Host - Name an animal that makes the noise 'gobble,gobble,gobble'

    Contestant - A chicken ?
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    From The Weakest Link (BBC)

    Anne Robinson - If you're superstitious,you salute which bllack and white bird when it is seen alone ?


    Contestant - A penguin
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston-Sox View Post
    From The Weakest Link (BBC)

    Anne Robinson - If you're superstitious,you salute which bllack and white bird when it is seen alone ?


    Contestant - A penguin
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    From The Weakest Link (BBC)


    Anne Robinson - In Roman Mythology,which animal brought up Romulus and Remus ?

    Contestant - A Lion.




    Anne Robinson - In nature,cumulus and cirrus are types of what ?

    Contestant - Lion




    Anne Robinson - The name of which small,wingless,jumping insect precedes 'bite','collar' and 'market' to give three familiar terms?

    Contestant - Bicycle




    Anne Robinson - In the animal kingdom,what 'C' is a large North American Reindeer?

    Contestant - A Moose




    Anne Robinson - What does a bat use to facilitate flying in the dark?

    Contestant - Its wings
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    From The Weakest Link (BBC)


    Anne Robinson - What is the correct name for the Australian wild dog?

    Contestant - The dingbat




    Anne Robinson - Which bird gives its name to a straight-legged marching step ?

    Contestant - The cuckoo




    Anne Robinson - Which letter of the alphabet sounds exactly the same as the term for a female sheep ?

    Contestant - Baa




    Anne Robinson - Which large mammal is adapted to sandy conditions,having protective eyelashes,nostrils that can be closed,and broad,soft feet?

    Contestant - Aligator
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    From The Weakest Link (NBC)

    Anne Robinson - What 'T' is both a item of underwear and a rising column of warm air ?

    Contestant - Turtle
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    From Who Wants To Be A Millionaire ? (ABC)

    $100 Question


    Regis Philbin - Which of the following is the largest ?

    a) A peanut

    b) An elephant

    c) The Moon

    d) A kettle


    Contestant - An Elephant ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Boston-Sox View Post
    From Who Wants To Be A Millionaire ? (ABC)

    $100 Question


    Regis Philbin - Which of the following is the largest ?

    a) A peanut

    b) An elephant

    c) The Moon

    d) A kettle


    Contestant - An Elephant ?
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    From The Biggest Game In Town (ITV)


    Steve le Fevre - What was signed to bring World War l to an end in 1918 ?

    Contestant - The Magna Carta


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    From Dog Eat Dog ((BBC)


    Ulrika Jonsson - Which US President was shot in 1981 ?

    Contestant - J.F. Kennedy


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    From Family Feud (CBS)

    Host - Name a President who served two full terms

    Contestant - Abraham Lincoln.




    Host - Name an important city during colonial times

    Contestant 1 - Virginia

    Contestant 2 - New England




    Host - Name someone who signed the declaration of Independence

    Contestant - Thomas Edison


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    From Family Fortunes (ITV)


    Les Dennis - Name a weapon used in the ancient world

    Contestant - Hand Grenade


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    From Fifteen to One (Channel 4)

    William G. Stewart - Now think very carfully before you answer this.Where did Alexander the Great come from ?

    Contestant - Belgium.


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    From The James O'Brien Show (LBC)


    James O'Brien - How many Kings of England have been called Henry ?

    Contestant - Well,I know Henry Vlll,so,um,three ?


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    From Sale of the Century (ITV)

    Host - How many Christmases took place during the Second World War ?

    Contestant - Fifty-Eight ?




    Host - What is the name of the primitive language used by the Ancient Egyptians and painted on walls?

    Contestant - Hydraulics




    Host - What was Hitler's first name ?

    Contestant - Heil


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    From Sale of the Century (NBC)

    Host - In 1955,a longtime rivalry ended when the AFL merged with what other trade union?

    Contestant - The NFL


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