Yes plus the follow up book and a few othersOriginally Posted by SirStiffler
boston, you wouldn't by any chance have this close to you right now?
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Yes plus the follow up book and a few othersboston, you wouldn't by any chance have this close to you right now?
SLOW CATTLE
CROSSING
NO OVERTAKING
FOR THE NEXT
100 YRS
(Seen at the side of a sussex road)
i may have to check them out, woke up on saturday morning at my friend's house very hungover and had a read through this book. certainly brought me to life it didYes plus the follow up book and a few others
Some funny one'si may have to check them out, woke up on saturday morning at my friend's house very hungover and had a read through this book. certainly brought me to life it did
Stupid Instructions
Stupid Criminals
Stupid Deaths
Stupid Inventions
Stupid Laws
etc
ONE HOUR PHOTOS
READY IN 20 MINUTES
(Outside a shop in Brixton,London)
CAUTION
CONTENTS
MAY BE HOT
On the side of a cup of tea, purchased from a vending machine.
CAUTION
CONTENTS
MAY BE HOT
On the side of a cup of tea, purchased from a vending machine.
WARNING:
HIGH IN
SODIUM
(On a container of salt)
SAFETY FIRST
PLEASE PUT
ON YOUR
SEAT BELT
PREPARE FOR
ACCIDENT
(Sign in Japanese Taxi)
NOT TO BE
REMOVED
FROM
CREWE
STATION
(On a luggage trolley at-
Singapore Airport)
SWIMMING POOL
SUGGESTIONS
OPEN 24 HOURS
LIFEGUARD
ON DUTY
8AM TO 8PM
DROWNING
ABSOLUTELY
PROHIBITED
(Sign at a resort in the Philippines)
WE CAN
REPAIR
ANYTHING.
(Please knock hard
on the door-
The bell doesn't work)
[Sign on a repair shop door)
DO NOT
TURN
UPSIDE
DOWN
(Printed on the BOTTOM of a -
tiramisu dessert box)
TOILET
OUT OF
ORDER
PLEASE
USE
FLOOR
BELOW
(In a toilet in a London office block)
OPEN
SEVEN
DAYS A
WEEK
(Except Mondays)
[Sign at a New York restaurant]
WHEN YOU
CAN'T SEE
THIS SIGN,
THE
RIVER IS
UNDER
WATER
(Sign in a country lane)
WANTED:
EJECTION SEAT
TESTER
INVOLVES A
SMALL
AMOUNT OF
TRAVELLING
(Job advert in an employment agency)
'Tiny Person On Board' variant of the baby signs.
Why are you telling me this?
Why should I give a **** that your foul spawn is in the back of your badly driven vehicle?
'Tiny Person On Board' variant of the baby signs.
Why are you telling me this?
Why should I give a **** that your foul spawn is in the back of your badly driven vehicle?
PLEASE
DO NOT
LEAN
ON THE
WINDOW
(On a cruise ship)
IN MEMORIAM
THIS TREE IS
A SYMBOL OF
OUR MUM.
PEACEFUL,
STRONG AND
SHELTERING
FROM HER
CHILDREN.
(Plaque in a Midlands arboretum)
WANTED
UNMARRIED
GIRLS
TO PICK
FRESH FRUIT
AND PRODUCE
AT NIGHT
(On a farm)
NO
CHILDREN
ALLOWED
(In an American Maternity ward)
Ha ha ha!!
FOR
INDOOR
OR
OUTDOOR
USE ONLY
(On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights)
SLICED HAM
WITH
VEGETARIAN
CHEDDAR
(Pre-packed croissant label)
you should make a stupid laws of the world thread
I will put them in here along with 'Stupid Last Words' 'Stupid Instructions' Stupid Deaths' 'Stupid Criminals' etcyou should make a stupid laws of the world thread
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