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    Really ****** generic dance music

    People posting links to a RUMOUR and acting like its 100% accurate and guaranteed to happen

    Having to keep countless amounts of correct change around (2 1 50c) for the bus and using the washing machines, dryers etc.

    Off licenses closing at 10 on the dot these days (ruins the element of a good old "surprise" night out)

    Bad weather when you have to travel places
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    Chavs.

    Bars and clubs that just play anything with Autotune, Pitbull, Keisha or Flo-Rida in it.

    Conspiracy Theorists who won't accept any kind of evidence or any view that is not shared in their conspiracy; and any evidence or witnesses that prove against this conspiracy are 'part of the conspiracy' or 'faked'; so in other words evidence can never win!

    People who push in queues or don't wait for others to get out first.

    Cockney accents. Though, Ray Winston is allowed to have one.

    Kiwis that say 'yo bro' or 'sweet as' in every b****y sentence!!!!

    Shea Lebouf - for ruining film franchises; how does he get these roles?

    Anything with that annoying fat actor/comedian Kevin James or Rob Schneider or that Mr American, Adam Sadler aaarrrghhhh (guess I won't be watching Grown Ups in a hurry).

    People who don't shut up about girls or women or only want to goto clubs and pubs on the pull, but never for a good 'ole chat. I like going on the pull like any bloke, but some people are just obsessed.

    People who when hearing about a band or piece of music say; 'well they can't be very good as I haven't even heard of them.' Yes, the music world revolves around you!

    Big Brother / Dancing On Ice / Ice on Ice or whatever.

    Girls who are only interested in men if they are DJ's, footballers, if you can get them into a club, get them drugs etc. Boring b*****s!
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    In no particular order:

    British Telecom

    People who don't pick up dog ****. (Well, dog owners who don't anyway. Somebody who did pick up dog **** but didn't have a dog would be weird.)

    Liars

    Noisy eaters

    People who eat or chew gum on the phone

    People who ask for change because they "need to go and see my Dad in hospital" rather than saying "I need a drink".

    "I'll have a Sausage and Egg McMuffin please, just that, nothing else."....."Is that a breakfast meal, sir?"..."No, like I said, just the muffin."..."OK, sir, and would you like a hash brown with that?"...."No. Just. The..Muffin."..."Yes, sir. Coffee?"...."Aaaaarrrrgggghhh"

    Bank charges

    Parents who belittle their children

    People who have psycho cats but think they're cute. (NB some cats are, but not pyscho ones).

    Anything to do with Manchester United.

    Loud headphones on public transport.

    People using phones on busses.

    The Conservative Party.

    The Labour Party.

    All polititians since John Smith died.

    Diving footballers.

    Greed.

    WUMs.

    All the bad "isms".

    The BNP.

    Margaret Thatcher.

    The fact that Helena Bonham Carter said she was busy when I asked her out for a drink when I was 19. I'm sure she was busy but deep down I know she didn't think she was good enough.

    Vanity.

    When people don't understand sarcasm / irony and you have to explain it as they took you seriously and got annoyed.
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    Garry Neviles tash.

    The other 99% of Garry Nevile.

    When you peel the lid of a yogurt and it all nearly stays on the top of the pot (like an extra lid made from yogurt) but at the last second it breaks in a corner and all falls in..

    People paying for anything under a tenner on their card.

    Charlie Nicholas ear ring.

    Ignorance..

    people who ask you to repeat what you have just said and before you have the chance to say it again they asnwer you..

    People who ask others to "inbox me" on facebook how ******* desperate are you!!!
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    People not appriciating my 'EARTHWORM JAY SONG'
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    people who post depressing facebook status' or post every 2 minutes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheepy111 View Post
    people who post depressing facebook status' or post every 2 minutes
    People who post only sad faces or details that are super ******* personal just need to die
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    People who post nothing but a facepalm.
    NB: Anybody who does it in reply to this post is an utter tool.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OoohThatsClever View Post
    People who post only sad faces or details that are super ******* personal just need to die
    or indirect statuses aimed at someone, or ones that contradict earlier posts D:
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    people who started supporting man city when they got rich
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperSi View Post
    People who post nothing but a facepalm.
    NB: Anybody who does it in reply to this post is an utter tool.
    To be fair she has been cutting down on her facepalms last few weeks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtySuarez View Post
    Other peoples naughty kids.
    The Cockney accent.
    People who talk while eating (especially on the phone!).
    People who dont wash there hands in the toilet and then I have to use the same door handle as them.
    Kerry Catona.
    The word 'sliver'.
    My parents didn't teach me to wash my hands, they taught me not to pee on them.

    The taps you use will have just as much bacteria as the door handles anyway, unless you don't need to touch them.
    I read it somewhere, I'm not a toilet attendant.

    Anyway Nani grinds my gears
    Noisy eaters and when they scrape the fork with their teeth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperSi View Post
    When you do a long post discussing something, and somebody highlights one tiny bit and has a pop at you about it, ignoring everything else you say.

    It's some sort of sad web-opportunism that happens a lot. Usually done by people with small willies and a lack of self esteem.
    I think you left a double space after the full stop. It should only be a single
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    I can confirm this.
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    Quote Originally Posted by riacan View Post
    I think you left a double space after the full stop. It should only be a single
    No it is a single after a comma (,) double after full stop.

    Dont make me get my RSA Typing certificate out from 1995 to prove it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scarpakop View Post
    My parents didn't teach me to wash my hands, they taught me not to pee on them.

    The taps you use will have just as much bacteria as the door handles anyway, unless you don't need to touch them.
    I read it somewhere, I'm not a toilet attendant.

    Anyway Nani grinds my gears
    Noisy eaters and when they scrape the fork with their teeth.
    You have just sat the WUM exam and passed with flying colours.

    your toffee's shirt is in the post!
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    Quote Originally Posted by DirtySuarez View Post
    No it is a single after a comma (,) double after full stop.

    Dont make me get my RSA Typing certificate out from 1995 to prove it.
    In truth his grammar was perfect, there were no mistakes. Though I felt it was too irresistible an opportunity to pass by so I had to make one up!

    If we sign Alexis Sanchez should change your name
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    Women, mobile phones, cars. Saw another example today.
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    Quote Originally Posted by riacan View Post
    In truth his grammar was perfect, there were no mistakes. Though I felt it was too irresistible an opportunity to pass by so I had to make one up!

    If we sign Alexis Sanchez should change your name
    If we sign Sahchez i will change my name by deed poll.
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    People that eat with their mouth open and make a noise about it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by riacan View Post
    I think you left a double space after the full stop. It should only be a single
    Haha. Actually I always have done double spaces at the start of sentences. A teacher told me when writing on a computer you should always do a double space. He lied but I've stuck with it. I think it makes things clearer!
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperSi View Post
    Haha. Actually I always have done double spaces at the start of sentences. A teacher told me when writing on a computer you should always do a double space. He lied but I've stuck with it. I think it makes things clearer!
    lol, In truth your teacher was correct. I just wanted to pull you on something, though your grammar seemed flawless so I created a problem
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuperSi View Post
    Haha. Actually I always have done double spaces at the start of sentences. A teacher told me when writing on a computer you should always do a double space. He lied but I've stuck with it. I think it makes things clearer!
    Typing on a computer.
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    people on Facebook who post this cryptic self problem as their status, then when anyone asks what it means they say 'ahh its nothing dont worry, it doesnt matter'

    dont post it then!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by BayernBru View Post
    People that eat with their mouth open and make a noise about it.
    That is so annoying.

    Another thing, that Canadian mop-head gay ass Justin Bieber.
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    It annoys me when an object is right in front of me for most of the day and yet the minute I go to look for it its not there.
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    People who use the word 'pitcha' instead of picture, I want to strangle them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Redsquares View Post
    It annoys me when an object is right in front of me for most of the day and yet the minute I go to look for it its not there.
    mirage?:FP:
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    Quote Originally Posted by sushantss View Post
    People who use the word 'pitcha' instead of picture, I want to strangle them.
    Does this happen in Liverpool by any chance?
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    People that use the expression 'grinds my gears'.
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