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    Fitness Trainer – 13-7-11,15:00
    If Joe Cole is married to a woman who is a professional fitness trainer, then why is he so unfit?

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    13-7-11,15:03
    No, she's a professional fatness trainer.
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    13-7-11,15:03
    Pick me! Pick me!

    Maybe because he smokes
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    13-7-11,15:04
    He only sees her after hours.
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    13-7-11,15:05
    Because Joe Cole is not a professional?
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    13-7-11,15:06
    Maybe he cant get it up anymore. That is apparantly one good way to stay in shape. Either that or its game over after only a few seconds.
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    13-7-11,15:07
    Because if there was work in the bed, he'd sleep on the floor....
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    13-7-11,15:08
    Quote Originally Posted by Hamfield View Post
    No, she's a professional fatness trainer.
    In fairness he's not fat. He just can't run more than 20 yards without coughing and wheezing.

    Quote Originally Posted by Panic-Button View Post
    He only sees her after hours.


    But that would at least increase stamina. Unless he's shooting too early.
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    You dont mix business with pleasure!
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    Quote Originally Posted by The-Son-Of-God View Post
    You dont mix business with pleasure!
    Yeah maybe he'd be expect a happy ending after each sports massage at Melwood
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    13-7-11,15:13
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesal View Post
    Yeah maybe he'd be expect a happy ending after each sports massage at Melwood
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jesal View Post
    If Joe Cole is married to a woman who is a professional fitness trainer, then why is he so unfit?
    Perhaps she's as a good a fitness trainer as Paul Konchesky is a Professional Footballer?
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    13-7-11,15:22
    Quote Originally Posted by Jesal View Post
    If Joe Cole is married to a woman who is a professional fitness trainer, then why is he so unfit?

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    You're obviously not married
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    13-7-11,15:22
    He played well today.
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    13-7-11,15:39
    As it's been mentioned that he smokes, I don't know how long been doing it for.

    It doesn't matter if you are the best fitness expert going, if someone has been smoking heavily for nearly 10 years you cannot can improve someone's lung capacity when their lungs are basically non-existent,

    or has Married this

    http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgur...w=1920&bih=838
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    Quote Originally Posted by Red-And-Proud View Post
    You're obviously not married

    Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal!
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