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  1. #1 Default How to defend yourself against a pittbull ??? 
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    there have been so many deaths and related attack on people by dangerous dogs over the years. just how are you supposed to go about defending yourself or others should you be faced by an angry pittbull ????
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    Not much you can do if they get a grip of you.
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    No such thing as a bad dog, only bad owners. Pitbulls have a bad rep because *******'s get them because they look bad when walking them with a spikey chain or w/e and train them to be vicious towards people and other animals.

    Just run..
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    Quote Originally Posted by FARTIN-TRTEL View Post
    there have been so many deaths and related attack on people by dangerous dogs over the years. just how are you supposed to go about defending yourself or others should you be faced by an angry pittbull ????
    Some ruddy good trainers.................and leg it!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FightCloob View Post
    Not much you can do if they get a grip of you.
    could go rugby style on its ass and go for a bit of eye gouging
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    Quote Originally Posted by FARTIN-TRTEL View Post
    there have been so many deaths and related attack on people by dangerous dogs over the years. just how are you supposed to go about defending yourself or others should you be faced by an angry pittbull ????
    kick him in the nuts

    or carry a shotgun, either should work
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    Bring Martin Skrtel with you. Thus no wise pitbull will attack.
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    Split its front legs apart.

    Eye gauge.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Seamus78 View Post
    Split its front legs apart.

    Eye gauge.
    how on earth do you plan to do that without having you face bitten off O.o
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    Extreme violence if it even looks at you strangely.

    Got to get the buggers before they even think about you.

    That's how you need to treat mancs.











    * also works on Pitbulls
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    Ask it to sit.
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    Buy a shotgun.
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    [QUOTE=Locutus;7382965]Extreme violence if it even looks at you strangely.

    Got to get the buggers before they even think about you.

    That's how you need to treat mancs.




    for a reason like that you may have the rspca knocking
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    Quote Originally Posted by FARTIN-TRTEL View Post
    for a reason like that you may have the rspca knocking

    RSPCA are all mancs
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    Punch or kick it in the nose.
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    kick him in the nards
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    Quote Originally Posted by hitmanlfc View Post
    kick him in the nards
    what if its been neutered and is feeling quite ********** about the ordeal
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    Quote Originally Posted by FARTIN-TRTEL View Post
    what if its been neutered and is feeling quite ********** about the ordeal
    then take him to the side and have a quiet word in his ear
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    Quote Originally Posted by Thispilgrim View Post
    Bring Martin Skrtel with you. Thus no wise pitbull will attack.
    You mean something like this will do it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FARTIN-TRTEL View Post
    how on earth do you plan to do that without having you face bitten off O.o
    I thought we were talking about the rapper...
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    I hear spliting its legs apart is meant to rip its heart. thats what i *** do.

    Ive had dogs all my life never a vicious one, its the owners that should have their legs ripped apart
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    Throw food at it, so the dog will just be focusing on the food, so that will leave you the chance to defend yourself against the dog....Something like that
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    Simple you should not be aloud to have them as pets.

    Just too dangerous.

    How many times has this happened and the owners say it seemed like such a lovely pet.

    They are lose cannons.
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    Bargain with it. Tell it you'll go to the nearest supermarket and buy some Pedigree Chums if it leaves you alone.
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    do what my mate did in a supermarket
    throw a shopping trolley on it so it was trapped inside then he poured vinegar all in its face
    the funny thing about it the supermarket made him pay for the vinegar
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    Aren't you meant to stick your thumb up its arse? Might have heard it on QI or somewhere.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedInABed View Post
    No such thing as a bad dog, only bad owners. Pitbulls have a bad rep because *******'s get them because they look bad when walking them with a spikey chain or w/e and train them to be vicious towards people and other animals.

    Just run..
    yes there is A lot of modern dogs have been cross breed for their aggressiveness,

    you look at the history of quite a lot of dogs were wild beasts, and it was only when a man discovered they could be used for purposes like hunting, attacking, guard duty,

    So yes a lot of dogs have aggressiveness and it's just not the owner to blame as they are equal in their blame,

    As for the rubbish blame it on the owner, yes the owner has to take responsibility, but when you have one of these aggressive vicious animals then it's no surprise that these animals are going to attack people
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    ^^^^

    No offence lad, but that's rubbish. I've bred dogs all my life, and it is the owners. You have no idea what your talking about. Like 1 of these politicians looking for a justified reason to destroy certain animals. It's all ******
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    Quote Originally Posted by 12fatboyred View Post
    yes there is A lot of modern dogs have been cross breed for their aggressiveness,

    you look at the history of quite a lot of dogs were wild beasts, and it was only when a man discovered they could be used for purposes like hunting, attacking, guard duty,

    So yes a lot of dogs have aggressiveness and it's just not the owner to blame as they are equal in their blame,

    As for the rubbish blame it on the owner, yes the owner has to take responsibility, but when you have one of these aggressive vicious animals then it's no surprise that these animals are going to attack people
    That is the biggest pile of ***** i've ever heard. Do you even have a dog? You raise and train a dog properly it will be a good dog and not a threat to anyone, you train it poorly/abuse it and it will become vicious. It's the same when bringing up a child. All babies are born a blank slate and it is life experiences which determine how they will turn out.

    I suggest you read up on behavioural/attachment psychology my friend. That was laughable.
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    If a pitbull has a grip on one of your legs, could you pick it full force in the nose, possibly repeatedly and it would stop?

    I know crocodiles and sharks have extremely sensitive noses and people are always told to target that area if they are in danger...
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