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    Cartman - I've been ****** more times than a fillipino hooker
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    my favourite by far is "Jimmy do you know what happened to the last people the Germans' were ********** off at? Tell him Kyle."
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    <3 South Park.
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    Dey tuk errr Joooooobbbbbsssss!
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    And anything that Chef;s parents say!

    God Damn Loch Ness Monster!
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    I've got a raging clue right now.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oh-Bout-Tree-Fiddy View Post
    And anything that Chef;s parents say!

    God Damn Loch Ness Monster!


    Thats got to be one of the best episodes ever for me, if not THE best.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WirralRiddler View Post


    Thats got to be one of the best episodes ever for me, if not THE best.
    They are all class. Special Olympics springs to mind.
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    Stan: After this, My uncle Jimbo said he's gonna take me hunting in Africa.

    Kyle: Africa? Whoa thats so cool!

    Cartman: I heard theres a lot of black people in Africa.."



    And im guessing alot of people on these forums have sand in their vagina's!
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    Dr. Doctor: Boys, you have to let him rest. Some mean kid gave him a Texas Chili Bowl
    Stan: What's that?
    Dr. Doctor: Well it involves Tobasco sauce, a telephone, and the anus

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    Mr. Garrison: I just don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.



    Mom -- kitty is being a dildo." -- Cartman
    "I know a special little kitty that's sleeping with mommy tonight." -- Cartman's mom replies


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    Blizzard Exec #1: Only one kind... Whoever this person is, he has played world of warcraft nearly ever hour, of every day, for the past year and a half. Gentlemen we are dealing with someone here who has absolutely no life.
    Blizzard Exec #4: How do you kill that which has no life?
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    Your a towel...

    Wanna get high??

    I love him
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    Can you loan me some of your lipstick mum, cos i wanna at least look prett next time you fukc me..

    O i got a better idea! Why dont you go across the street an buy some condoms mum, so next time you fucc me we can be safe
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    Quote Originally Posted by ForkHandles View Post
    Blizzard Exec #1: Only one kind... Whoever this person is, he has played world of warcraft nearly ever hour, of every day, for the past year and a half. Gentlemen we are dealing with someone here who has absolutely no life.
    Blizzard Exec #4: How do you kill that which has no life?
    We have a winner!


    I did enjoy one of the episodes from the new season where everyone had to wear seatbelts on the toilet and Randy doesnt and a Cop climbs up a ladder to the bathroom window and gives him a ticket
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    Quote Originally Posted by SUSAN-BOYLES-TOYBOY View Post
    Can you loan me some of your lipstick mum, cos i wanna at least look prett next time you fukc me..

    O i got a better idea! Why dont you go across the street an buy some condoms mum, so next time you fucc me we can be safe
    Mum, did you buy me dinner?

    No hun why?

    Because i like to be winned and dinned before i get ******!
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    SCOTT TENORMAN MUST DIE!!!! One of the best episodes of the lot, love the opening dialouge:

    [Cartman soon reaches the bus stop. Stan, Kyle, and Kenny are standing there]

    Cartman: Doodoo doot doo, dadadadada daa, ya da dadaa
    Doodoo doot doo, dadada daa,
    heydy heydy heydy,
    how's it goin', guys?

    Kyle: What the hell are you so happy about, fatass?! [Cartman gets off his bike]

    Cartman: [coolly] Oh, nothing. No big deal, really.

    Stan: What's no big deal?

    Cartman: Well, guys, it seems that I am the first one of us to reach manhood after all.

    Kyle: ...What the hell are you talking about?!

    Cartman: Well, because, unlike you guys, I just got my first pubes! Ayada da daa, yadadadadee! [dances]

    Kenny: (You got pubes??)

    Kyle: What's "pubes"?

    Stan: Pubic hair. He's saying he got his first pubic hair.

    Kyle: Oh. [to Cartman] No you didn't!

    Cartman: Oh yes I did! I'm becoming a man!

    Stan: He's lying. [turns and walks away. Kenny follows, then Kyle]

    Cartman: You wanna see 'em?

    Kyle: [turns to look at them] Hell no! [Stan and Kenny turn to look]

    Cartman: [reaches into his pants] Here, check 'em out.

    Stan: [looks away and hides his eyes] We don't wanna see them, Cartman! [Kyle turns around, Kenny shuts his hood tight]

    Cartman: There, see?! How do you like [them] apples! [is his right hand is a clump of pubic hair. The other boys look, with Kyle ready to cover his eyes again] HA!

    Kyle: [approaches] Uh what are those? [Stan and Kenny follow]

    Cartman: My pubes

    Stan: What??

    Cartman: I got 'em from Scott Tenorman.

    Kyle: Scott Tenorman? The ninth grader?

    Cartman: Yup. He let me have 'em for just ten bucks. Ha ha ha! I got pubes 'fore you guys did! I got pubes 'fore youuu guys! Ahahahahahahaa ha! [dances a little more]

    Stan: Cartman, you are so Goddamned stupid it's unbelievable.

    Cartman: [moves in between Stan and Kyle and embraces them, one under each arm, and gloats. Kyle looks at Cartman's right hand] Don't be jealous, guys. [Kyle looks at Cartman] This doesn't mean we can't still hang out. [Kyle looks back at Cartman's hand] It just means that I matured faster than you. [Kyle fears for that hair touching him] You'll get your pubes guys, someday.

    Kyle: Cartman, you don't buy pubes, you grow them yourself!

    Cartman: Uh oo what?

    Stan: When you get old enough, you grow your own pubic hair that's attached to you, you ****in' dumbass!

    Cartman: Nuh uh!

    Kyle: Yuh huh!

    Cartman: [looks at his purchase] But then why would Scott Tenorman sell me his pubes for ten dollars?

    Kyle: Because, ******, you're dumb enough to buy Scott Tenorman's pubes for ten dollars!

    Cartman: You're telling me these pubes are worth nothing.

    Kyle: Yeah.

    Cartman: [walks off in a huff] Huh I'm gonna get that sonofabitch.
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    To Paris Hilton: 'What the **** do you do?' At the time, it was what everyone wanted to say to that skank.

    That and I love when Cartman says '**** you BeBe'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sheepy111 View Post
    Cartman - I've been ****** more times than a fillipino hooker
    that is hilarious ..
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    This clip of Butters from 55 seconds on cracks me up evry time. I can watch it over and over, gotta love butters.

    http://www.southparkstudios.com/clip...titties-around
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    Quote Originally Posted by JOHN-HENRYS-HAMMER View Post
    This clip of Butters from 55 seconds on cracks me up evry time. I can watch it over and over, gotta love butters.

    http://www.southparkstudios.com/clip...titties-around
    Butter's is great.
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