Funniest commentator quotes

**tweepie** · 13-6-12,13:55

Originally Posted by judgedred

all i ask is for people to co operate with me and trust my knowledge about life outside these boards.

a split ring commutator cannot say anything therefore this thread is devoid of any progress until wholesale changes are made.

just saying

Instead of tearing the OP to shreds over a typo/misspelling and belittling him by calling it 'stupid' try actually contributing to the thread or stay out of it.
Thanks

**kechine** · 13-6-12,13:55

Originally Posted by judgedred

all i ask is for people to co operate with me and trust my knowledge about life outside these boards.

a split ring commutator cannot say anything therefore this thread is devoid of any progress until wholesale changes are made.

just saying

Im reckon that the op just spelt commetator wrong and everything thereafter has just been gentle ribbing. By the way a split ring commutator sounds rather painful consult your GP

**kechine** · 13-6-12,13:58

Originally Posted by judgedred

sorry buddy, it just hertz me when im questioned about my knowledge of physics (pardon the pun). my outburst wasnt anything to do with the op but what actually came after that- it shouldnt have happened.

And still no sense of irony. I was jibing you with that post myself.Nevermind onwards and upwards my good fellow

**judgedred** · 13-6-12,13:58

Originally Posted by tweepie

Instead of tearing the OP to shreds over a typo/misspelling and belittling him by calling it 'stupid' try actually contributing to the thread or stay out of it.
Thanks

i see things have got to such a stage that tweepie has had to step in............

im genuinely sorry, it is a good thread thanks for sharing the idea op.

for me the funniest commentator shambles was andy gray istanbul...........we all know what happened there.

it was unbelievable jeff

**REDKNIGHT1892** · 13-6-12,14:02

1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."

4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."

6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the
Cox of the Oxford crew."

9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"

**SirStiffler** · 13-6-12,14:06

Originally Posted by judgedred

all i ask is for people to co operate with me and trust my knowledge about life outside these boards.

a split ring commutator cannot say anything therefore this thread is devoid of any progress until wholesale changes are made.

just saying

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-S3nyAZSS0j..._the_point.jpg

**kechine** · 13-6-12,14:08

Originally Posted by REDKNIGHT1892

1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."

4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."

6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the
Cox of the Oxford crew."

9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"

Now they are funny i laughed at every 1 quality. Was it Motson who said 'he was millimeters away from being inch perfect'

**judgedred** · 13-6-12,14:08

Originally Posted by kechine

And still no sense of irony. I was jibing you with that post myself.Nevermind onwards and upwards my good fellow

cheers we are all in this struggle together, we have a long season ahead lets maintain peace. thanks lets move on now

**judgedred** · 13-6-12,14:10

Originally Posted by SirStiffler

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-S3nyAZSS0j..._the_point.jpg

what ar the connotations of this image. please explain. what are the impications?????????

**kechine** · 13-6-12,14:13

Originally Posted by [B

judgedred;7689405]cheers we are all in this struggle together,[/B] we have a long season ahead lets maintain peace. thanks lets move on now

You've been watching to much Braveheart 'FREEDOM'

.I jest for i shall never 'judge' a fellow 'red'.

**judgedred** · 13-6-12,14:15

Originally Posted by kechine

You've been watching to much Braveheart 'FREEDOM'

.I jest for i shall never 'judge' a fellow 'red'.

im glad to hear it, others are very quick to judge around here tho im afraid....oh well

**JohnnyZidane** · 13-6-12,14:28

"For those of you watching in black and white.....the yellow is behind the blue" - a snooker commentator years ago

**hyperglad15** · 13-6-12,17:00

Originally Posted by REDKNIGHT1892

1. Weightlifting commentator at the Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."

4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."

6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the
Cox of the Oxford crew."

9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that, before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh my God, what have I just said?"

Quality, I laughed at every one!

**Spcktor** · 14-6-12,12:58

''England's captain left on the seat of his pants''. Jon Champion on Terry after Glen Johnson's goal against chelsea, the 2-1 victory. Absolutely love that quote.

**bshelton** · 14-6-12,17:22

I dont know guys, I kind of like Gary Neville's dying rat orgasms during the match. It makes for good entertainment

**willdenred** · 14-6-12,17:28

I love the classic "he's come inside the left-back" teenage humor I know but never fails to back me giggle

**gingeZizou82** · 14-6-12,19:02

Nevilles's 'Fannying around' comment had me spitting out my coffee.

**Vortigen** · 14-6-12,22:34

This is a great compliation of funniest Soccer Saturday bits:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...zJ4fjMZ0Q&NR=1

**Canners** · 15-6-12,11:51

vulgar i know but

"the keeper comes and collects it in his hands" is on pro evo commentary. still makes me smile

**Dawn-of-the-Reds** · 15-6-12,16:18

Originally Posted by LFC_Willa18

I still really like this one by chris kamara

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8gKmQ6Hrro

First time I've seen that and without doubt one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time. I've watched it about 6 times today. Literally crying with laughter

**Shed** · 15-6-12,17:39

I'm not sure anything beats "The Batsman's Holding, the Bowler's Willey"

**Alcohomicide** · 15-6-12,18:38

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JACgr0A96pY

Amazed he hasn't got any mentions yet.

**judgedred** · 15-6-12,18:48

URGENT: IVE MISSED SOMETHING. what happened in the hicks vs fsg thread- it says further investigation!!! what happened?

**tweepie** · 15-6-12,19:35

Originally Posted by judgedred

URGENT: IVE MISSED SOMETHING. what happened in the hicks vs fsg thread- it says further investigation!!! what happened?

It means it was reported by three different users. This auto-deletes threads if there is something that needs attention and a mod isn't immediately around to deal with it.
The reporters of the thread felt the OP was trolling and/or the replies weren't going anywhere. (various reasons)
Having read the thread, I'm inclined to agree.

**judgedred** · 15-6-12,19:37

Originally Posted by tweepie

It means it was reported by three different users. This auto-deletes threads if there is something that needs attention and a mod isn't immediately around to deal with it.
The reporters of the thread felt the OP was trolling and/or the replies weren't going anywhere. (various reasons)
Having read the thread, I'm inclined to agree.

oh ok thanks for clearing it up. your doing a great job. thanks for controlling the forums for everyones benefit

**tweepie** · 15-6-12,19:39

Originally Posted by judgedred

oh ok thanks for clearing it up. your doing a great job. thanks for controlling the forums for everyones benefit

Thank You.

**TheDarknessIsCalling** · 18-6-12,11:40

I dunno about "funny" but some of the commentary on the women's match on BBC2 yesterday was laughable. A woman stood on the ball and a dutch player had the ball for which the commentator was talking like she'd won a tackle and dribbled from her penalty area to the opposition's. Oh and a shot straight at the keeper was talked up something chronic, overall both sides were poor and made our lot look like Spain/Barcelona/Brazil (take your pick)

The goal was a standout moment in a poor effort, free kick taken and caught the Dutch off guard. I'm surprised their players didn't complain (more)

**Trikie** · 18-6-12,14:20

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqZTP8-8wIs

**-Manbat-** · 18-6-12,15:36

has to be this

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