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    TheSoundLady is online now Optimistic Poster of the Season 2013-14
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    omg lol

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    Thread of the year lol
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    I love these. Seen the hair removal one before but it still cracks me up.
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    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Star-Duster-...6620281&sr=1-1

    "Ordered a can of air. Received a can of air in a bag which was also full of air. I am now the proud owner of a can of air. It was delivered to my house. Quickly. I am pleased."
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    [url]http://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/aw/cr/B003ASX92K/ref=aw_d_cr_outdoors?qid=1356633434&sr=8-29[/ 2 Jun 2012 By Yorks
    Well you get what you pay for I suppose, We purchased 4 of these for the work place.
    1 Doesn't even work (light i pressume) I won't send it back I binned it.

    3 work in a fashion, when I say work the light comes on. These things are supposed to attract flying insects & Zap them, What they do do is give them a slight sun tan as the jaunter past. To my knowledge not 1 fly has been killed as yet, the only casuality is a bee that forgot to wear it's protective glasses & damaged all 5 of it's eye's, I beleive it went completey blind in the end, by the way it constantly flew in to staionary objects, this however was a source of amusment untill it finaly met it's end in the paper shredder. We wouln't be suprised if the little buggers are texting each other telling them to come over for a free tan. We certainly won't be buying any more of these. A rolled up news paper is the weapon of choice from now on.

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    I didn't get it at first, until I read this one for Methylated Spirit:

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/Barrettine-M...=cm_lmf_***_11

    "From the moment you remove the cap you realise you're in for a treat. Fresh, bright, smoky, with a mineral edge and rounded, fruity nose. Midweight and bold, possessing some edge and no little bite, yet remaining smooth, balanced and satisfying. This is a drink to enjoy with friends in a park. Highly recommended. "

    And I thought all this time that Amazon reviews with good "helpful" ratios were foolproof :eed:

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    Off topic, but I just need to get this off my chest:

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/review/R23IJ...cm_cr_rdp_perm
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    I've written a few fake reviews
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    Quote Originally Posted by arwales View Post
    I've written a few fake reviews
    Any good ones, funniest poster of the year?
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    Quote Originally Posted by arwales View Post
    I've written a few fake reviews
    Oh, so it's people like you responsible for scams like Four Hour Work Week: http://www.amazon.com/4-Hour-Workwee.../dp/1441737588

    Do you get payed by the company? I'd like to know if there's a service out there that does this.
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