Sorry if this has been posted in FD before but I didn't see anything in Search other than in the paid forums.
So Manchester United set up a Q&A in Twitter to ask questions to Michael Carrick.
Here are my faves:
#AskCarrick If you had to choose between having Cleverley as a midfield partner or being stabbed in the leg, how many stabs would you take?
How many times has Mata tried to make a run for it since signing? #AskCarrick
#AskCarrick How do you do that trick where you disappear in big games?
#askcarrick have you tried wearing your kit backwards to see if it will help you pass the ball forward?
When you look up and see only Cleverley, Anderson & Nani ahead of you, do you get tempted to just boot the ball out of play? #AskCarrick
#AskCarrick On A Scale From Tom Cleverly To 0...How Bad Is Ashley Young?
#AskCarrick Which pub will you go to to watch the World Cup?
whats the key to your fantastic link up play with de gea? #AskCarrick
#AskCarrick hashtag must be the second worst decision taken by @ManUtd after appointing Moyes as a manager #mufc
#AskCarrick can you ask the geniuses at your PR dept to proceed with the #askcleverly and #askashleyyoung Q&A program?