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  1. #1 Default How many balls does John Stones have? 
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    So Guardiola did another interesting press conference post match after that incredible 10-10 draw with our lot....or at least that was how it ended up in an alternative world which the alternative press went even more wild about, while an alternative Alan Hansen still working for the BBC (only there its called the BCB) was so infuriated about the woeful defending, combusted live on the show, causing a big bang effect which created a planet whose only life form is the perfect centre back (these centre backs are in the process of being culled with Chelsea scouts funded for intergalactic travel for fear of a blatantly unfair advantage, or them all being loaned out or worse ****** silly by John Terry).

    But, the big question is, further to Pep's press conference where he said John Stones 'has more balls than anyone in this room'....how many balls then does he have and if more than two, what's up with him?

    Use this thread for whatever you please if it all, if its of no use, I just enjoyed myself anyway
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    Quote Originally Posted by welshypool View Post
    ... I just enjoyed myself anyway
    By contemplating John Stones balls?
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    Firstly, I think we need to know who else was in the room.

    I mean, it could have been a women-only press conference?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darrren1 View Post
    Firstly, I think we need to know who else was in the room.

    I mean, it could have been a women-only press conference?
    Indeed - if we are to discuss this academically, then we need parameters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schadenfreude View Post
    Indeed - if we are to discuss this academically, then we need parameters.
    Indeed. We haven't even established which 'balls' are being referred to.

    I believe Stones scored a lot of hat-tricks in his younger days, and that could be why he has so many balls.
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    Direct translation from Spanish.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darrren1 View Post
    Indeed. We haven't even established which 'balls' are being referred to.

    I believe Stones scored a lot of hat-tricks in his younger days, and that could be why he has so many balls.
    A packet of Uncle Joes in his pocket would go largely undetected by the media but Pep may well have bought them for John as a thank-you gift - and having inside knowledge of this thus increasing the known unknowns we don't know about.

    Otherwise - it's all guesswork.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schadenfreude View Post
    A packet of Uncle Joes in his pocket would go largely undetected by the media but Pep may well have bought them for John as a thank-you gift - and having inside knowledge of this thus increasing the known unknowns we don't know about.

    Otherwise - it's all guesswork.
    You're right, I don't know about the known unknowns or the unknown unknowns. The known unknowns are known on a need-to-know basis - know what I mean?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darrren1 View Post
    You're right, I don't know about the known unknowns or the unknown unknowns. The known unknowns are known on a need-to-know basis - know what I mean?
    He was actually defended for that by grammaticians. Still can't puzzle it out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darrren1 View Post
    Firstly, I think we need to know who else was in the room.

    I mean, it could have been a women-only press conference?
    That convo you both had was exceptional.

    I believe there were a mix of males & a few females......plus two transgenders one of which was a pre-op (got the wrong conference room) but stayed on anyway.

    Yeah did he mean the whole audience? If so, Stones is more hideous bally beast than man
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schadenfreude View Post
    By contemplating John Stones balls?
    His endless array of balls, the human body should only ever grow so much.

    It could be a new evolutionary era
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    I thought Stones had stones not balls
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis-Garcia's-left-peg View Post
    I thought Stones had stones not balls
    If he has to pass stones due to an infection, let's hope nearly endless balls are his only abnormality
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    Three at a max.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Itanimrac View Post
    Three at a max.
    He threw three at Max?

    Poor journo
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    Quote Originally Posted by Luis-Garcia's-left-peg View Post
    I thought Stones had stones not balls
    Again - this just highlights the difficulty in calculation given that even in his name there is a parameter to take into consideration.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schadenfreude View Post
    He was actually defended for that by grammaticians. Still can't puzzle it out.
    Were they known grammaticians or unknown grammaticians?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Schadenfreude View Post
    Again - this just highlights the difficulty in calculation given that even in his name there is a parameter to take into consideration.
    And his weight.
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