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    Quote Originally Posted by DiddlerDave View Post
    Mrs Diddler was not best pleased.

    It is her intent to return them, and to express her displeasure at the less than adequate labelling!

    The gentleman in the supermarket took some persuading over the points that (A) Half the population loves Marmite, and half detest it. (B) The pack was therefore inadequately labelled, and (C) Even for those who care for Marmite, combining it with cheese is a questionable combination, to say the least.

    We received a refund.

    No offer of psychiatric support for the distress caused was forthcoming, however.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiddlerDave View Post
    The gentleman in the supermarket took some persuading over the points that (A) Half the population loves Marmite, and half detest it. (B) The pack was therefore inadequately labelled, and (C) Even for those who care for Marmite, combining it with cheese is a questionable combination, to say the least.

    We received a refund.

    No offer of psychiatric support for the distress caused was forthcoming, however.
    Book a couple of counselling sessions and bill the supermarket,they won't have a leg to stand on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kas74 View Post
    Book a couple of counselling sessions and bill the supermarket,they won't have a leg to stand on.
    ha.

    Success on occasions like this depends largely on the attitude of the individual staff member/manager… sometimes it's the money back, plus a replacement product… sometimes a shrug (you're a bit of a mug for buying that anyway).
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiddlerDave View Post
    ha.

    Success on occasions like this depends largely on the attitude of the individual staff member/manager… sometimes it's the money back, plus a replacement product… sometimes a shrug (you're a bit of a mug for buying that anyway).
    I hardly ever bring stuff back,although I did get a box of eighteen eggs for 50p a while ago when I pointed out that one of the eggs was cracked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kas74 View Post
    I hardly ever bring stuff back,although I did get a box of eighteen eggs for 50p a while ago when I pointed out that one of the eggs was cracked.
    Nice result!

    Mrs Diddler is not one to let things lie. I go along and stand behind her as 'the heavy.'
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiddlerDave View Post
    Nice result!

    Mrs Diddler is not one to let things lie. I go along and stand behind her as 'the heavy.'
    Mr kas will pay hundreds of pounds for something that conks out six months before the guarantee expires and I have to create holy hell to stop him going out and buying a replacement.
    It then falls to me to do all the talking when we take the conked out item back to the shop.
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    Predictions tonight?
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    Quote Originally Posted by *Wolfy* View Post
    Predictions tonight?
    I can never bring myself to predict anything other than a win for us.

    I had a dream last night that it was 1-1, then in the 93rd minute, Coutinho was one on one vs the keeper. At first he mis kicked the ball then got it under control, rounded the keeper and scored
    Chants of Coutinho oh oh rang out.

    So, I'm predicting 2-1 to us
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    I predict I won't be watching anymore of our games for a while.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kas74 View Post
    I predict I won't be watching anymore of our games for a while.
    It's nearly at the stage where they should pay us to watch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiddlerDave View Post
    It's nearly at the stage where they should pay us to watch.
    I reckon we'll be there or thereabouts after our next four games.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kas74 View Post
    I reckon we'll be there or thereabouts after our next four games.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiddlerDave View Post
    All that remains is to decide what to spend it on.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kas74 View Post
    All that remains is to decide what to spend it on.
    Christmas shopping, of course.

    And chocolate stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiddlerDave View Post
    Christmas shopping, of course.

    And chocolate stuff.
    Looking at recent 'performances' we could be in for a bit of a windfall.
    I'm going to invest in an incredibly fancy mirror for the dining room.
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    Although........... if we carry on playing the way we have been until December I might have enough for a puppy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kas74 View Post
    Looking at recent 'performances' we could be in for a bit of a windfall.
    I'm going to invest in an incredibly fancy mirror for the dining room.
    I might think about a couple of new shirts (Mrs Diddler says I need new shirts).

    Quote Originally Posted by kas74 View Post
    Although........... if we carry on playing the way we have been until December I might have enough for a puppy.
    Won't wee Meg be put out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiddlerDave View Post
    I might think about a couple of new shirts (Mrs Diddler says I need new shirts).



    Won't wee Meg be put out?
    She'll ignore it completely,Meg can be very snooty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kas74 View Post
    She'll ignore it completely,Meg can be very snooty.
    Puppy will want to play, though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiddlerDave View Post
    Puppy will want to play, though.
    It'll wear itself out trying to get her attention while she sits around with her nose in the air.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kas74 View Post
    It'll wear itself out trying to get her attention while she sits around with her nose in the air.
    I feel sorry for it already
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiddlerDave View Post
    I feel sorry for it already
    I wouldn't if I were you,they're pretty good at amusing themselves.

    Do you think if I watch us lose our next half dozen games they'll pay me enough for another spaniel?
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    Ooh, payments for the pain of having to watch us, there's an idea.
    We quite fancy doing up the living room, maybe we could use the money to buy paint and stuff.
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    Quote Originally Posted by shiny65 View Post
    Ooh, payments for the pain of having to watch us, there's an idea.
    We quite fancy doing up the living room, maybe we could use the money to buy paint and stuff.
    Obviously they won't pay everyone,but some of us have been suffering longer than others.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kas74 View Post
    I predict I won't be watching anymore of our games for a while.
    We'll always watch them but it's true Klopp will have some questions to answer if we lose on Saturday ... some of his tactics, subs and team selections are
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    Quote Originally Posted by *Wolfy* View Post
    We'll always watch them but it's true Klopp will have some questions to answer if we lose on Saturday ... some of his tactics, subs and team selections are
    I have enough misery in my life without adding to it by watching this lot huff and puff and concede for fun.
    It's not so much that we can't win,more that I feel like I'm watching the same match over and over again.
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