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    If they made remade films and put footballers in them.


    Film Starring Misc/Plotline
    Big Peter Crouch
    Dr No Mourinho and the Chelsea Doctor Set the day she entered the pitch and he yelled doctor no followed by words only allowed in an 18 rated film
    Dumb and Dumber Jamie Redknapp and Paul Merson
    From Russia With Love Roman Abramovich The story of how he arrived at Chelsea and got fans who only casually supported them to become their biggest ever fans
    Jaws Luis Suarez and Otman Bakkal
    Jaws 2 Luis Suarez and Branislav Ivanovic
    Jaws 3 Luis Suarez and Giorgio Chiellini
    Kickboxer Eric Cantona
    Predator Adam Johnson
    Psycho Roy Keane
    Return of the King Dalglish
    Rush Named after our all time top goal scorer it stars our second all time top goal scorer Roger Hunt as James Hunt
    Short Circuit A film about The Liverpool FC ticket website servers. Running Time: 90 minutes, no 95 minutes, no 3 hours, no 2 hours 20
    Shrek Wayne Rooney in the title role and Rudd Van Nistelrooy as Donkey
    Simpsons Movie Sven as Mr Burns and Wayne Rooney as Homer Simpsons
    Super Man Steven Gerrard
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Ox as one of the turtles and Gary Neville as Splinter
    Twins Peter Crouch and Nacho Monreal
    Unbreakable Daniel Sturridge as Samuel L Jackson's Character
    Vice Versa Chelsea and Leicester Players from the two teams swap bodies for the entire 2015/2016 season leaving Chelsea facing relegation in November and Leicester going on to win the league by 10 points
    You Only Live Twice Stephen Ireland's Grandmother's
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    Quote Originally Posted by Euro-77-78-81-84-05 View Post
    If they made remade films and put footballers in them.


    Film Starring Misc/Plotline
    Big Peter Crouch
    Dr No Mourinho and the Chelsea Doctor Set the day she entered the pitch and he yelled doctor no followed by words only allowed in an 18 rated film
    Dumb and Dumber Jamie Redknapp and Paul Merson
    From Russia With Love Roman Abramovich The story of how he arrived at Chelsea and got fans who only casually supported them to become their biggest ever fans
    Jaws Luis Suarez and Otman Bakkal
    Jaws 2 Luis Suarez and Branislav Ivanovic
    Jaws 3 Luis Suarez and Giorgio Chiellini
    Kickboxer Eric Cantona
    Predator Adam Johnson
    Psycho Roy Keane
    Return of the King Dalglish
    Rush Named after our all time top goal scorer it stars our second all time top goal scorer Roger Hunt as James Hunt
    Short Circuit A film about The Liverpool FC ticket website servers. Running Time: 90 minutes, no 95 minutes, no 3 hours, no 2 hours 20
    Shrek Wayne Rooney in the title role and Rudd Van Nistelrooy as Donkey
    Simpsons Movie Sven as Mr Burns and Wayne Rooney as Homer Simpsons
    Super Man Steven Gerrard
    Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles The Ox as one of the turtles and Gary Neville as Splinter
    Twins Peter Crouch and Nacho Monreal
    Unbreakable Daniel Sturridge as Samuel L Jackson's Character
    Vice Versa Chelsea and Leicester Players from the two teams swap bodies for the entire 2015/2016 season leaving Chelsea facing relegation in November and Leicester going on to win the league by 10 points
    You Only Live Twice Stephen Ireland's Grandmother's
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