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    With the latest owner wars on the forum I was thinking about FSG in court, and the time the judge threatened to remove members of the public, to which someone shouted out, "We want to appeal!" bringing laughter from the court.

    Post your moments of comedy you can remember from our past. Might help lighten the mood
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    Signing Mario.
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    Lambert....and we pushed him into retirement
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    When Rodgers took over, and Liverpool fans began referring to tactics as a ‘philosophy’.
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    The club has provided many comic moments for me. Rodgers life size mural of himself in his lounge and Mark Bosnich's reaction to that here on Australian TV was special. Traore's own goal was something you had to see. Konchesky's mum. Jason McAteer on that Liverpool FC quiz show. The constant re-run of the same commercials on Liverpool FC including Vegard Heggem's ode to the Atlantic Salmon. But nothing I have witnessed in 40 years beats the Messi cutting in the from the left thread on this board. I will be in important meetings at work and think about it and burst into laughter.
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    "Brendan Rogers, do you trusty him?" thread
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    Quote Originally Posted by Klopphopper View Post
    The club has provided many comic moments for me. Rodgers life size mural of himself in his lounge and Mark Bosnich's reaction to that here on Australian TV was special. Traore's own goal was something you had to see. Konchesky's mum. Jason McAteer on that Liverpool FC quiz show. The constant re-run of the same commercials on Liverpool FC including Vegard Heggem's ode to the Atlantic Salmon. But nothing I have witnessed in 40 years beats the Messi cutting in the from the left thread on this board. I will be in important meetings at work and think about it and burst into laughter.
    Surely if we're including this forum, then 'Baggio's penis' and 'Fowler's disallowed goal' must be equal contenders?
    No deal, no dice. Shot at and missed, **** on and hit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by IchBinEinKloppr View Post
    "Brendan Rogers, do you trusty him?" thread
    "Come now don't be ostrich"
    No deal, no dice. Shot at and missed, **** on and hit.
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    The "We're not signing Torres" thread was too funny
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    The Rodgers getting approval from Shankly and Paisley meme was funny in a cringey way

    The we dont need Suarez ,Lovren was going to replace Suarez's goals by helping us concede 20 less theory a lot of people got behind was funny in hindsight but boy were people frustratingly delusional
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedBaros View Post
    With the latest owner wars on the forum I was thinking about FSG in court, and the time the judge threatened to remove members of the public, to which someone shouted out, "We want to appeal!" bringing laughter from the court.

    Post your moments of comedy you can remember from our past. Might help lighten the mood
    What have you done this time?
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    Anyone remember the "Four Houses Down My Street" thread. Can't remember who did it but it was quality.
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    The person who found out his girlfriend was a manc

    The idiot that started a topic after we lost at Old Trafford one time, blaming himself as said he'd been there 19 time and they beat us every time. He was clearly talking BS. People were trying to say you sure you don't mean Man Utd win (including games not against us), he said no we'd lost 19 times. People were saying he must mean in other games like cup semi finals to other teams, but couldn't think of any we'd lost there. He was adamant he saw us play Man Utd at Old Trafford 19 times and lose every time. So I looked back through our last 19 defeats to them there, (even though you have to take into account if he missed all the non defeats, he must have missed defeats to, so surely couldn't have gone 19 times and they were the last 19 losses,) the defeats went back years and he had his age in his profile. If he'd gone to everyone of the last 19 defeats, he'd have gone to 5 I think it was before he was even born.

    Yossi or Benayoun topic

    Someone started a topic that he was coming to Anfield in a few weeks and he wanted a particular scarf or shirt, think it was scarf, but can't remember why he couldn't buy it online or at the club store. He kept spamming and bumping the topic over and over, that he wants someone to meet him with it and he'd pay. Eventually someone said they'd do it. They arranged time and place outside the stadium. He still kept spamming about it. Then a few days after the game, I wondered why he never posted to say thanks after all the spamming, so asked in the topic if he liked the scarf and the person who got the scarf, said after all the begging he never even turned up. It might not sound funny reading it back, but at the time is was. If you was around then and remember it you will know why.

    The League Cup Final 2005 ticket details and people moaning they couldn't go as they didn't know you needed previous games, didn't go to them as it's "only League Cup", but the best one was the person who said they had an ill brother who can't be left alone and it's too far to go to Anfield, even though Cardiff was further away. People were posting their condolences to the brother, but he hadn't died. It just turned out he couldn't go to Anfield because of this probably made up ill brother, but it was ok to go to Cardiff when it was further away.



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    The CL "ghost goal" "the fans scored the goal" "the better team lost" Semi Final against Chelsea, their first game after winning the league, their second trophy of the season. The team coach pulls up and they have a sign in the window saying two down, one to go. Referring to trophies that would be won that season.
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    Was at some Sunderland game at Anfield a few years ago when Steve Bruce was in charge (I'm guessing it was the return game after the beachball incident - Torres scored a belter), and after the inevitable 'He's got a big fat head' song, everyone started singing, 'He's got a head like a beachball.' He sort of chuckled to himself and then turned and gave the fans a bit of a mini-clap to be fair to him.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JamesMjolnir View Post
    Surely if we're including this forum, then 'Baggio's penis' and 'Fowler's disallowed goal' must be equal contenders?
    Agreed. However, what made the Messi thread so special was just the absurdity of it all. Having said that, Fowler's disallowed goal stretched the limits of insanity!
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    Quote Originally Posted by -Nelly- View Post
    Was at some Sunderland game at Anfield a few years ago when Steve Bruce was in charge (I'm guessing it was the return game after the beachball incident - Torres scored a belter), and after the inevitable 'He's got a big fat head' song, everyone started singing, 'He's got a head like a beachball.' He sort of chuckled to himself and then turned and gave the fans a bit of a mini-clap to be fair to him.
    That was a good one. Bruce enjoyed it too, fair play

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWevFxUWTCI
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedBaros View Post
    That was a good one. Bruce enjoyed it too, fair play

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWevFxUWTCI
    I love Steve Bruce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by RedBaros View Post
    That was a good one. Bruce enjoyed it too, fair play

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RWevFxUWTCI
    Please tell me you know about his best selling crime/football novels! Greatest read on earth.

    https://www.balls.ie/football/steve-bruce-novel-293169
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cullenator View Post
    Please tell me you know about his best selling crime/football novels! Greatest read on earth.

    https://www.balls.ie/football/steve-bruce-novel-293169
    I'm actually engrossed in that. It was the conversation about coffee and chamomile tea that got me hooked.

    Have you read it all?

    I might need a copy and then try to write something equally as ****. There must be a special market for it.
    The equivalent of David Brent music.
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    My favourite shout at the match is and will forever be "sit down pasty nose" to Steve Bruce. Not a song or chant. Just one lone, solitary voice ringing out loud and clear, and reminding everyone that Bruce has a nose like the top of a cornish pasty.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LordJamieOfCarragher View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by redgreg75 View Post
    Anyone remember the "Four Houses Down My Street" thread. Can't remember who did it but it was quality.
    FlabbyAlonso

    http://forums.liverpoolfc.com/thread...own-Our-Street
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    Con-Con's world cup predicting dog. Can't remember it's name now - Snowy? Was Con-con really only 13, we'll probably never know
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    Quote Originally Posted by LordJamieOfCarragher View Post
    Megatron
    What was this?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MiraclesArePossible View Post
    What was this?
    A poster called Megatron, think he was from Norway.

    Edited pretty much every post he made with ^ROBOTSTYLE.

    His bio was FOOTBALL, LFC, TRANSFORMERS, SWIMMING WITH FRIENDS ETC...

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